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| Name: Adam Age: 52 Height: 3'2'' Weight: 42lbs Favorite movie: Pee Wee Herman and the Gingerbread man meet the President Favorite Pastime: your looking at it Hobby: your looking at it Favorite Sport: your looking at it Nickname: The Face of No Return Favorite color: Sasquatch yellow Favorite food: crumpled up newspaper and a bottle of rum Other Interesting Things You May Not Know, or Care to Know 1. he lives in a shoe 2. he has gum on his pants 3. His 2 role models are richard simmons, bob barker, and his invisible cat who he has many magical adventures with, oh wait, thats 3. |
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| Name: Dave Age: Depends which one you think is dave Height: 7'7'' Weight: both total 1000 lbs Favorite Movie: the little rooster that could Favorite Pastime: pecking Hobby: ....your lookin at it Favorite Sport: Cock fighting Nickname: Cluckers Favorite color: Rhode Island Red Favorite food: corn Other interesting things you may not know 1. Depends on which one you think is dave 2. they both like hens... |
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| Name: Bryan Age: 42 lbs height: 2'19'' Weight: 100 kilometers Favorite Movie: The Muppets and Treasure Island Favorite Pastime: your looking at it Favorite sport: your looking at it Nickname: the guy who has a bag over his head Favorite color: Whatever color bag is on his head favorite food: Plastic Bag Other interesting things you may not know 1. He likes bags 2. He has a pet bag named rufflles 3. this is his magical raindance |
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| Name: Tyler Age: 119 height: 5 ft weight: 100 lbs Favorite Movie: Safety dance video Favorite Pastime: your looking at it Favorite sport: pudding Nickname: Table Licka' Favorite Color: Mango favorite food: wheaties Other interesting things you may not know 1. he licks tables 2. he thinks he can fly off buildings 3. he thinks hes a super hero 4. that is not real chest hair |
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