Age: 52
Height: 3'2''
Weight: 42lbs
Favorite movie: Pee Wee Herman and the Gingerbread man meet the President
Favorite Pastime: your looking at it
Hobby: your looking at it
Favorite Sport: your looking at it
Nickname: The Face of No Return
Favorite color: Sasquatch yellow
Favorite food: crumpled up newspaper and a bottle of rum
Other Interesting Things You May Not Know, or Care to Know
1. he lives in a shoe
2. he has gum on his pants
3. His 2 role models are richard simmons, bob barker, and his invisible cat who he has many magical adventures with, oh wait, thats 3.
Age: Depends which one you think is dave
Height: 7'7''
Weight: both total 1000 lbs
Favorite Movie: the little rooster that could
Favorite Pastime: pecking
Hobby: ....your lookin at it
Favorite Sport: Cock fighting
Nickname: Cluckers
Favorite color: Rhode Island Red
Favorite food: corn
Other interesting things you may not know
1. Depends on which one you think is dave
2. they both like hens...
Age: 42 lbs
height: 2'19''
Weight: 100 kilometers
Favorite Movie: The Muppets and Treasure Island
Favorite Pastime: your looking at it
Favorite sport: your looking at it
Nickname: the guy who has a bag over his head
Favorite color: Whatever color bag is on his head
favorite food: Plastic Bag
Other interesting things you may not know
1. He likes bags
2. He has a pet bag named rufflles
3. this is his magical raindance
Age: 119
height: 5 ft
weight: 100 lbs
Favorite Movie: Safety dance video
Favorite Pastime: your looking at it
Favorite sport: pudding
Nickname: Table Licka'
Favorite Color: Mango
favorite food: wheaties
Other interesting things you may not know
1. he licks tables
2. he thinks he can fly off buildings
3. he thinks hes a super hero
4. that is not real chest hair
