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Alleged shoe bomber emphatically rejects the moniker
"The Shoe Bomber" given him by the press. Insisting that he was trying to blow
up the plane and not his shoes. Upon hearing this revelation a Federal Judge
dismissed 11 of the 18 counts against him.
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Secret Demo-Rat policy advisor makes appearance at recent
rally.
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President Bush thinks to himself while inspecting Russian
soldiers at a recent summit meeting, "Hum . . . These guys sure are
tall."
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Vice President Cheney seems visibly disturbed when told by
the chef at the Naval Observatory, "We're all out of Barnums animal
crackers, sir." |
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Reporters were shocked today when Secretary Of State Powell
admitted wearing Superman under-roos to cabinet meetings. He commented that
they "Make me feel more in control"
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