Teachers
open the door.
You enter by yourself.
My English class
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Life is a
foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
(Christopher
Morley)
Words are the
physicians of the mind diseased.
(Aeschylus)
If the English
language made any sense, a catastrophe would
be an
apostrophe with fur.
(Doug
Larson)
England and
America are two countries separated by a common
language.
(George
Bernard Shaw)