Smarts: Controversial. Sami is a well of obscure and not-so-obscure references. Where did he get them? I don’t know, he never finished high school. It doesn’t make sense. He has such a smart sense of humor that it’s downright dumb, and even lame most of the time. When he’s in a good mood, he’ll often act particularly ditzy and dense, and do unbelievably moronic things. There’s no indication as to whether it’s for real or not, though, and he doesn’t particularly care what you think about it. As long as you get a kick out of it.
Personality: Also Controversial? Sami has a lot of modes. He’s pretty much always sweet, though, in his own way, and he’ll treat nearly everyone with utmost respect, because he has a big inferiority complex or something. Really, most of the time, he’s depressed, that’s where his troubled look comes from. No matter how good things get for him, he has a lot of guilt and it brings him down royally. He’ll make stupid jokes and smile a lot at certain times, but it’s usually covering up a ton of hidden angst. He does have highs, though, that are getting more and more frequent. He has a “shoujo-mode” that’s all the way down at the other end of the spectrum, and it tends to make people smile, roll their eyes, laugh their asses off at him, or tell him to shut the hell up. Sami’s also terrified of being alone, and very self-sacrificing.
Home Economics: One word: “eep.” Well, okay, he’s not that bad. He’s not like Kate, where he makes toxic stuff. His problem is that he never gets to the finished product. He’s a big clutz, and especially in the kitchen. Ramen is about the only thing that he can manage to make on his own without much hardship. He’s not exactly a very neat person, so it’s evident that he doesn’t do much cleaning or anything like that. Things like stains really bother him, though.
Fighting Skills: Nope. He’s too weak and submissive. He doesn’t really feel like he has the right to hurt anyone, unless it’s in defense of someone he cares about. He’s shown odd little spurts of strength when it comes to situations like these, probably due to his Mako. If he can’t fight, though, he’s always willing to be a human shield or something of the like.
Special Abilities: Like Jerome, he has the ability to channel the planet, and do other Cetra things. He just doesn’t know how to do any of that. He just barely has the channeling thing down. Also, due to having been injected with Mako, he’s pretty hard to take out. He can’t get sick, and he heals quickly, yada yada yada. He also has a pair of useless wings (agoraphobic, you know), free access into Hell, and a whistle that summons the Guardian of Death.
Competition: This is where I say “forget it.” His lover and husband is Bella, and if you try to separate them you belong in the depths of purgatory or something like that. They’re in love almost to the point of obsession, and he even hails her as God, literally. I hope this doesn’t come as too much of a disappointment.
In-Laws: None, living. Parents died when he was very young, and the sister that raised him died when he was not as young. There’s also his other “Mother,” Jenova, but she doesn’t own him anymore. She doesn’t like him too much, though, and she could pose problems for him and anyone he loves.
Economics: Sami doesn’t really have the talent, and certainly not the education to do much of anything. He freeloads, but mostly borrows from Nyanko a lot, and pays her back in odd little ways of her choosing.
Sex: Nope, here, too. Contrary to the other 99.999999999% of the world’s male population, Sami is actually afraid of sex. This is because his first and only true sexual experience was pretty scary, and almost bordered on rape.
Overall: Sami is very easy to love, and with a little bit of work on his self-image and guilt management, he could make an almost superb significant other. His main problem is that he tries to be so selfless and give people what they want, that he looks right past what they want him to do for himself. If you have the right kind of patience, and can handle a little bit of clinginess, Sami wouldn’t be too bad for you at all. Don’t really think about it, though, because he’s taken. I mean really, really, REALLY taken.
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