Looks: Nikuma’s actually very sexy once you get past his personality, and if you like that “piss-off-and-die” look. Nikuma wears his somewhat shaggy black hair in a ponytail, an earring in his left ear, and dresses pretty plainly. About the only thing that really makes him look like a hard-ass is the look on his face. He’s very good at glaring.

Smarts: Average, mostly. Nikuma’s no genius, but he’s not an idiot either. Sure, a lot of people will tell you he’s an idiot, because the way he insults people is usually downright stupid and immature, but this doesn’t exactly reflect his intelligence. He will seem a little bit dense, however, because of the way he refuses to like people, no matter how nice they are to him. He can always find some ridiculous reason to hate someone. Also, be prepared for him to lose a lot of brain-cells…he drinks like a fish.

Personality: Nikuma is a grade-A asshole. Before he met his lover, Kirei, the only people he would ever be slightly kind to were the women he was trying to get into bed. He would always dump them in no time, like last week’s garbage, however. If you could get Nikuma to love you, you would have to be okay with him being mean to all of your friends. You’d also have to be able to tolerate extreme prejudice. He’s far too sexist and homophobic for his own good.

Home Economics: Given the opportunity, Nikuma probably wouldn’t be too bad in this area. He’s not really clumsy or anything. The problem is that he wouldn’t be caught dead doing anything of the sort. That’s the woman’s job, duh.

Fighting Skills: He’s great at being the bully. Give him someone weak and defenseless and a reason to beat him or her up, and he or she is as good as half dead. When it comes to a real fight, however, he doesn’t have it in him to back down, and will probably have his ass kicked.

Special Abilities: Can hold a lot of alcohol.

Competition: Just Kirei. She’s his lover, and he’s not married to her yet, but they do have a kid together. Being that Kirei is the first person he’s ever loved, it will be very hard to get him away from her, very hard to get her to accept it, and…do you want to be a home-wrecker, you sick fuck?

In-Laws: Not people you want to deal with. It’s okay, though, you won’t have to. Both Nikuma’s mother and step-dad don’t want anything to do with him, and he wants nothing to do with them. Keep yourself and him away from them.

Economics: Nikuma doesn’t currently have a job, or any college education, but if it were really important, he’d surely get one or both.

Sex: Well, he’s pretty experienced, and no one’s ever complained. If you got him away from Kirei, and actually got to have sex with him, though, you’d end up doing most of the work, the selfish prick.

Overall: Nikuma would not be a very pleasant man to be married to, unless you were really, really in love with him. He’s great for the pushover housewife type, but you’re unlikely to get any respect unless he really, really loves you. He’s really not worth going for, considering he’s already taken by someone who fits the description of a person he really, really loves.

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