These are some words and phrases bandied about in AIT and sometimes MPP
You may not understand them or get any hidden meanings but that's just 'cos you're stupid
Assassint :(Noun)
Used instead of ‘assassin’ by certain individuals .
(“Oh oh! He’s going to be shot by that assassint!”)
Besides the point: (Dunno)
The phrase is ‘Beside the point'!
(“It’s not ‘besides’ the point”)
Blurst (Adjective)
Instead of ‘worst’.
(“It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times”)
Bruloopy:(Adjective)
Describes hair (often brunette, mostly mine) with a tendency towards frizziness & waviness
(“My hair has gone all bruloopy and stuff”)
Brianism (Noun)
Particularly annoying art movement started by Brian.
(“Eh ... It’s actually Brianism.”)
Clampy: (Adjective)
Describes feverish, clammy, feeling, used often by certain redheads
(“I’m all feverish and clampy and stuff.”)
Coola Boola: (Adjective - ish)
Used to describe a ‘cool’ situation
(“Wow! That bag is, like, coola boola!”)
Congusted: (Adjective)
Used (often by eejits) to express confusion and disgust
(“Billy feels congusted by his test”)
Confuzzled: (Adjective)
Confused and mixed up.
(“The projects confuzzled Sara”)
Confusted:(Adjective)
Used by me (accidentally) instead of ‘congusted’ for a while
(It’s not confusted, it’s congusted!)
Crazy: (Adjective)
The forbidden word.
(“Shut up Sinead.”)
Design: (Noun)
Describes feeling of disgust, visually expressed by look of confusion
(“I feel such design at that mess you left “)
Ecscape: (Verb)
Bcreak fcree fcrom cconfinement ocr ccontrol.
(“I want to ecscape.”)
Edumacated: (Adjective)
Recieved intellectual guidence in vain. Used as reproach to being called stupid.
(‘I’ll have you know I’m very well edumacated’)
ErinBerg. (Noun)
(Pronunciation) Used by Stupid Americans instead of AARONBEG!
(Them:“Hi, is this Erinberg?” Me:“NO!”)
Fizzy: (adjective)
Used by certain redheads to describe ‘frizzy’ hair,
(“Are you complaining that your hair is fizzy again?”) (& yes. I am)
Froginized: (Noun)
Used to describe being cold (Past participle of ‘Frogin’)
(“I’m absolutely froginized”)
Gev: (Verb)
Used by that damn lecturter instead of gave.
(“Morris gev not a shit about modern technology.”)
Gobshitien: (noun)
Bad natured and somewhat medievil sounding insult to be directed at wenches.
(“You are a gobshitien.”)
Knackereene (Noun)
(Also, Knackerine) Used as pleasant way of calling one a knacker.
(“Beware of the the Athloneian Knackereenes”)
Kronty (Noun)
Good natured insult, derived from mathematics papers.
(‘You are such a kronty’)
Lepreeshan: (Noun)
(Pronunciation) Used by ignorant Americans instead of Leprechaun
( “Can you tell me where the Lepreeshans are kept? I wanna picture of ‘em”)
Med: (Verb)
Used by one particular (dumbass) lecturer instead of ‘made.’
(‘The egyptians med the pyramids’)
Panther: (noun)
A type of snake apparently ...
(Brian: “Eh, It was actually this panther, you know, a snake, he ate an electric blanket ...”)
(Christy: “Was it shocking?”)
Plah-jarism: (Verb)
Used by aforemoentioned lecturer instead of plagarism.
(“Now, I’m going to give you some notes on plah-jarism ...”)
Sacrophagus (Noun)
Used by that dopey lecturer instead of ‘sarcophagus’.
(‘The Eygyptians also med the sacrophagus’)
Spinx: (Noun)
Written (often) by said lecturer instead of Sphinx.
(“And here’s a picture of the spinx”)
Squidgy Midgy (Noun)
Insult, a stupid, squidgy person.
(‘Enda is a squidgy midgy’)
Twanker (Noun)
Insult, Composed of wanker and twit.
(‘Sinéad is a twanker’)
Twizzler (Noun)
Good natured insult, a very thin, annoying liquoice person.
(‘Quit being such a twizzler.’)
Vicious Circle (Noun)
A triangular shape, defined by Brian. ’Nuff said.
(B:“This is a vicious circle.” U: “But it’s a triangle.” B: “Yeah, but its a vicious circle”)
Youse (Pronoun)
(variations: yez, you’s etc)
Plural of “you” (What the hell are youse doin’?)