| Friendship Bracelet |
| 1. Did you know that those who appear to be very strong in heart, are real weak and most susceptible?
2. Did you know that those who spend their time protecting others are the ones that really need someone to protect them? 3. Did you know that the three most difficult things to say are: I love you, Sorry and help me 4. Did you know that those who dress in red are more confident in themselves? 5. Did you know that those who dress in yellow are those that enjoy their beauty? 6. Did you know that those who dress in black, are those who want to be unnoticed and need your help and understanding? 7. Did you know that when you help someone, the help is returned in two folds? 8. Did you know that it's easier to say what you feel in writing than saying it to someone in the face? 9. But did you know that it has more value when you say it to their face? 10. Did you know that if you ask for something in faith, your wishes are granted? 11. Did you know that you can make your dreams come true, like falling in love, becoming rich, staying healthy, if you ask for it by faith, and if you really knew, you'd be surprised by what you could do. 12. But don't believe everything I tell you, until you try it for yourself, if you know someone that is in need of something that I mentioned, and you know that you can help, you'll see that it will be returned in two-fold. |
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| WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN |
| HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money. HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share. HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE: Your face must turn a few heads. SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE: Okay, get out. HE: I think I could make you very happy. SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why? Don't you already have one? |
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HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you. HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female impersonator. HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE: Do not enter. HE: Your body is like a temple. SHE: Sorry, there are no services today. HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life in your wildest dreams. |
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