Random Death
Application From
Option 1 Frugalitious (Mega Meagre)
Option 2 Mid-Class Expiry
Option 3 Prosperous Passing
Gore-a-metre
Not sure which option? Check the Gore-a-metre:
$100
1 minute of air time maximum on the show, possibly during credits or before or after a add-break.
WARNING You most likely will survive.
$1000
Your name mentioned and other points about you, plus possible news item possibility.
WARNING You may survive.
$10,000
Main item on the show and definate mention on international news.
Male
Female
METHOD OF PAYMENT
Will
Mastercard
AUCTION OF WEAPON?
Auction Item
Cash
Yes
No
If so which charity benefits^:
Suicide Prevention
House with no steps
St Vincent DePaul
^ 50% Charge for Cleaning, 10% Charge for in studio moving, 10% Charge for Display cleaning
10% Charge for Presenters Tupee Fund, 5% Charge for moving outside of studio, 5% Charge for
Display Lighting, 8% Charge for Postage and Handling of Cheque for Charity, 1% Charge for Fancy
Envelope with Random Death logo, Basically leaving 1% for Charity.
If you dont allow others will think your a total tightarse.
A RANDOM DEATH FUNERAL?
Random Death official Gravestone
Official Random Death Gravestone
Official Random Death Casket
Special Guests including
> Andrew Daddo
> Some Neighbours Chick
> and The Zoom Zoom Kid from Mazda
I WANT A RANDOM DEATH!
Full Name
Address
Place of Work or School
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