The BCS Mess and Lil’ John…A Taste of Things to Come

 

Ryan: heres a question for you... if we have so many bowls, cant we eliminate the motor city bowl and have the top mac team play the top wac team instead of them playing 6th or 7th teams in crappy bowls?

Steve: yeah might as well

Steve: I never understood the MAC champ vs. Big Ten #7 thing

Steve: going to a bowl game in Boise would suck too

Ryan: exactly

Ryan: especialy if you are say, boise

Ryan: the only playoff i would endorse is one that features just the conference champions

Steve: like all 11?

Ryan: yeah... works for the big ten

Steve: that would be interesting

Ryan: 10 games and 18 bowls

Ryan: because you cant eliminate bowls

Steve: where would the tournament games be played?

Ryan: and the 4-5 game is always the rose bowl, pac 10 vs big ten

Ryan: same sites as the top 10 bowls

Steve: so who would get the byes then?

Ryan: top three non big ten pac ten teams according to the bcs

Steve: so that would always be the ACC, SEC, and Big 12 champs probably

Ryan: more than likely

Ryan: unless a utah slips in there

Steve: so this year it would have been...

Steve: 1. Oklahoma

Steve: 2. Auburn

Steve: 3. Utah

Steve: 4. USC

Steve: 5. Michigan

Steve: 6. Virginia Tech

Steve: ...or Louisville or Boise State?

Ryan: just go with espn polls for ease

Ryan: louisville va tech boise

Steve: ok so that makes Pitt 9

Steve: and Toledo 10

Steve: and North Texas 11

Steve: so the first round would be Louisville vs. North Texas

Ryan: so, Louisville N Texas

Ryan: va tech toledo

Ryan: boise pitt which would be huge

Steve: I thing Boise would definitely take them

Ryan: yeah, but it would still be a big game

Steve: show how much the Big East sucks

Ryan: then assuming the seeds, ok and boise, auburn and va tech, utah and louisville

Ryan: all quality games... and as it would play out, you would get to see the national champ play 2 undefeated teams no matter what

Ryan: well, barring upsets

Steve: yeah Utah/Louisville would be interesting

Ryan: it would be a shootout

Steve: yeah

Ryan: but i really dont have a problem with the bcs, to be honest with you... you are ALWAYS going to have problems no matter what

Ryan: wa wa, you left us out of the tournament

Steve: yeah its a 117 team league

Ryan: at least there is finality to this

Steve: Notre Dame would be pissed

Ryan: well, give notre dame tyhe big east playoff berth if the deserve it, or make them join a conference for christ sake... the big ten.. they play half of us anyways

Ryan: but i would really prefer the bowls.. .thats the way its always been, and a playoff truly doesnt accomplish anything

Ryan: bowls celebrate winning programs and i think in college football, a program is more valuable than one team

Ryan: so im glad oklahoma and usc got in and auburn didnt, because usc and oklahoma will be good next year, and auburn wont

Steve: I can't believe how much ass USC kicked

Ryan: especially after tech thumped cal

Steve: I know

Steve: Cal must have been pouting

Ryan: i think "sucking" is the term

Steve: yeah

Steve: I just hope Leinart comes out so he doesn't screw over the Niners

Ryan: the heisman is cursed, you know

Steve: yeah, but I think Ken Dorsey's arm is too

Ryan: yeah... florida... what a quarterback hotbed

Ryan: did you see rex grossman in his 7 snaps this season?

Steve: awesome

Steve: well Dorsey went to Miami

Ryan: last i checked miami is still in florida

Ryan: the only good miami is the one in ohio

Steve: I thought you meant like UF

Ryan: well, you got weinke too... remember him?

Steve: because I was going to bring up Danny Awful

Ryan: jesse palmer

Ryan: the last decent quarterback to come out of that state went to UCF

Steve: Rob Johnson

Steve: yeah Culpepper

Ryan: that is not saying much

Ryan: Marshall has produced two qbs more recently than the entire state of florida

Ryan: and i dont care what you say, pennington is a much better quarterback than culpepper

Ryan: pennington to moss at marshall did something culpepper to moss never did..... win

Steve: yeah thats a point

Steve: I don't dislike Pennington

Ryan: i would rather have pennington and santana moss than culpepper and randy moss

Steve: randy's a headcase

Ryan: yeah.... unrelated... do you read espn magazine? simmons article in that one?

Ryan: its about kobe.... he makes a fleeting reference to wrestling that was pretty funny

Steve: oh yeah I read that one online

Steve: how he should become a bad guy?

Ryan: yeah... i liked the part where he smacked nicholson with the chair

Steve: haha yeah I liked that too

Steve: you should read his pyramid scheme article from 3 years ago

Steve: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/020108a

Ryan: i think we could start posting some of our im conversations online on some sort of website and it would catch on

Steve: haha yeah

 

            And there you have it, the conversation that led to this site. All of these conversations are held on AOL Instant Messenger but we're going to change our screen names to our actual names and color code them for your convenience (Previous sentence edited by Steve 2/4/05).

            You don’t have to read the entire conversation up there if you don’t want to, but we kicked around some pretty interesting ideas, namely our solutions to the college bowl system and compared Marshall’s ability to produce quality quarterbacks with the entire state of Florida. Marshall won. Decisively.

            There are a few other things talked about in that convo, all of them sports related. The thing is though, we aren’t sure how much or little of our time will be spent on sports. Hence “isitsports”. We aren’t sure either. Note the conversation below:

 

Ryan: ok... given the conversation we had last night, and the abundant time on my hands, i have determined something

Steve: what's that?

Ryan: well, i was thinking today about how intimidating most rappers are, then i realize how unintimidating lil jon is... and then it dawned on me that with the release of "ok" by Nivea, featuring lil john, he only needs to make one more song to complete his career, and at the same time, finish the joke the entire rap industry is playing on him.... but my idea is a song called "what?!" by DMX and Lil Jon

Steve: why would it complete his career?

Ryan: well, all his major phrases have been turned into songs then... yeah, lets go, ok, what

Ryan: what else does he have left?

Steve: haha ok

Steve: nothing much

Steve: you know how PDiddy had that Vote or Die thing?

Ryan: right

Steve: I saw a pic in magazine of Lil John passed out on the floor drunk wearing a shirt that looked just like Diddy's that said Crunk or Die!

Steve: I thought it was hilarious

Ryan: oh lil jon... how we'll miss you when youve completed the circle

Ryan: and after watching a couple hours of music videos, ive realized that nelly is the least intimidating rapper

Steve: he'll be one of those guys that in 10 years people will look back and be like what the hell were we listening to back in 2004?

Steve: yeah Nelly is pretty much crazy

Ryan: well, hes out to make money, not to build his image

Ryan: he is the modern ll cool j

Steve: yeah I guess

 

            The earlier conversation was about one of my new interests, rap feuds. By the way, I’m from suburban Minneapolis; Steve is from south side Chicago.

            Other than being ironic in a musical sense, it provides the biggest disconnect between us. Sure he is a Republican and I’m currently in between parties, he’s looking forward to a successful engineering career, and I’m, well, lazy. Needless to say, we are different people. The only thing we consistently disagree on is his insistence that the White Sox don’t suck and the Twins do. I’m sure you, the reader, will hear all about that over the coming however long we feel like writing this. For the time being, however, I’m going to have to say we won’t be putting 4 page IM conversations in our posts. – Ryan

 

            Ryan pretty much summed me up.  Like he said, I am from the south side of Chicago but I’m really only a fan of the White Sox, Bulls, and Blackhawks.  I’ve always been a Cubbie hater and the Bears…well are just fun to make fun of.  My NFL teams are the 49ers (2-14 I know, I know, but you gotta stick with your teams) and Raiders.  Since I’m an engineer, just try to bear with my crappy writing skills.

            In our conversation about Marshall vs. the state of Florida, I made my first of what might be many mistakes.  Brad Johnson, who went to Florida State, is the QB I was thinking about, and even though he won a Super Bowl, I think he probably belongs on that list as well.  Rob Johnson went to USC.  Yeah, that Rob Johnson.  You might remember him as the guy that got beat out for a job by a 56 year-old midget from Canada.  The Johnson boys split time with the 2002 Super Bowl Champion Buccaneers, but their biggest contribution to that team was not screwing up…well Rob did, and that’s why Brad was the starter.  I’ll never forget Brad’s legendary touchdown pass to himself when he was on the Vikings, and let’s not forget that he’s about to lose his job to an unproven and/or twice failed son of a Super Bowl winning quarterback, and might wind up as the starter on the (gulp) Cardinals.  But the moral of the story here is that QB’s from the Big 3 colleges in Florida don’t live up to the hype they receive.  I can’t believe I forgot about the best Heisman winner to ever play in the NBA, Charlie Ward.  I’m sure there are plenty more where that came from as well.  With Chris Rix and Brock Berlin entering the draft this April, NFL teams might want to look, but not touch. - Steve

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