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A man was riding in a car with his wife before a police officer stopped him. "What's wrong officer?" asked the man. "Well, you were going at speed 75 in a 50 speed limit road," he answered. "No I wasn't officer. I went on speed 53 the whole time" "No you weren’t," finally spoke the wife. "You were going on around speed 80 the whole time!" The man gave a fierce glance at his wife. "In additional," said the cop. "Your head lights are broken." "I never knew that!" "Yes you did Harry. You knew that for ages!" spit out his wife. Harry gave another fierce glance at her. "Also, you’re driving without your seatbelt," said the officer. "I took it off when you made me stop officer." "No you didn't Harry. You had you seatbelt off the whole time," said his wife, "Can you SHUT UP?" said the man. "Maim, does he always talk like this to you?" said the officer. The lady looked at the officer and said, "Only when he's drunk." |
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