Fucky the Snowfuck
Fucky the snowfuck was a fucked-up mother fucker
With a fucking pipe and a fucking nose
And two eyes fucked out of coal
Fucky the snowfuck is a fucky tale they say
He was fucked of snow but the fucked kids know
How he fucked his life one day
There must have been some magic in that fucked-up hat they found
For when they fucked it with his head
He began to fuck around
Oh Fucky the snowfuck
was fucked-up as he could be
And the fucked kids say he could fuck and play
Just the same as you and me
Fucky the Snowfuck
Knew the sun was HOT that day
So he said
"Let's fuck and
we'll have some 'fun'
now before I melt away"
Down to the village
with a condom in his hand
Shitting here and there all
around the square saying
Fuck me if you can
He led them down the streets of town
right to the fucking cop
And he only paused a moment when
he heard him holler "FUCK!"
For Fucky the snowfuck
had to hurry on his way
But he waved fuck-bye saying
"Don't fucking cry,
or I'll fuck your mom some day"
Fuckity fuck fuck
Fuckity fuck
Look at Fucky go
Fuckity fuck fuck
Fuckity fuck
Over the hills of snow!
Back to the Christmas Carols!