WANTED:
Daniel Watson
(aka The Muffin Man)

This is Daniel on one of those... 'days'.

Crime: Click here and find out for yourself.
Last seen: wearing a sparkling blue gown and boarding a pumpkin coach.

REWARD IF FOUND
(contact Iziz)		 WANTED:
Herbal Essences


Mr. Shampoo

Crime: Major conspiracy to take over the world
Last seen: Dumping large amounts of Herbal Essences Shampoo into the ocean.
If seen: Contact the Rebelz.

WARNING: HIGHLY EVIL AND DANGEROUS. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO GO AFTER HIM ON YOUR OWN!

Wanted:
<Beeeep>


Haha, yeah, right, like I'm gonna show you a picture. But go to the Drawing Board Gallery to see a pic I made...

Crime: Actually, he didn't really do anything.
Last Seen: Running away screaming at the sight of Iziz.
If seen: Mail him to me. lol.
Reward: Nah. But I'll pay for the shipping and handling.

 WANTED: THE ICE CREAM DUDE

Hey buddy, your ice cream will melt if you stay in that fire too long.

Crime: Spreading an evil and highly intoxicating tongue disease with his atomic ice cream.
Last Seen: Selling atomic ice cream at your local ice cream parlor (yes, YOUR local ice cream parlor).
If seen, contact: Iziz
Reward: How bout a free cone of that atomic ice cream


WANTED:
DJ Dr. Iziz
(ahh lets not get started on the name)
Photo? Me? Hahahahahahahahaha

Crime: Too many to count.
Last Seen: In her new, blue, kool-aid tasting $5000 igloo in Nunavut.
If seen: Contact Iziz
Reward: Uhhh... I'll give you a piece of my igloo...

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