What's your name? E-mail? (Don't worry, I probably won't e-mail you) Site? What do you think of MY site? How old are you? I'm guessing you're.... 13 or 14? I'm 13...000000000000. You do realize once you click submit at the end this will all go into my inbox, right? Yup What? Really? And that I'll use whatever info you submit against you? Yup What?! And you're ok with this? Right then... so, where do you live? Is that so...? Are you with or against Herbal Essences? You do realize Herbal is evil, right? What kind of shampoo do you use? Do you use Herbal Essences? If so, do you realize that they're brainwashing you with their evil products? Are you part of Daniel's fan club? Is my site better than Daniel's? Daniel is the Muffin Man. He produces Muffin Man Brand Radioactive Muffins and uses them to poison unsuspecting consumers and turn them into flower mutants. Is that evil or what? Is that not disturbing? He roasts giant, radioactive muffins over forest fires, you know. And he's promoting his evil ways by means of his site. So are you on my side or his? I'll give you a popsicle if you're on mine... Have any radioactive hippos squashed any ice cream trucks in your area? Have you eaten any radioactive macaroni lately? Radioactive macaroni is the main thing consumed by radioactive hippos, you know. Are you a radioactive hippo? Do you or anyone you know drive a blue truck or a golf cart? Do you like safeway bags? Or do they frighten you? Safeway bags frighten me. Are you a safeway bag? How bout paperclips? Are paperclips evil or what? Do you like atomic ice cream? Have you ever ordered atomic ice cream at Baskin Robins? They don't sell it there, you know. At least, not around here. Do you like bouncy balls? How bout doughnuts? Do you like doughnuts? Freddy had a doughnut. Freddy loves jelly doughnuts... did YOU take Freddy's doughnut? He's not very happy about it. He vowed to hunt down and kill whoever stole his jelly doughnut. Do you know who did it? Who stole Freddy's doughnut? You know, I'm going to invent the doughnut tree someday. And contrary to popular myth, cheerios are NOT doughnut seeds. Do you like Kirby? (>'.')> I do. Kirby rules!!! Do you like polar bears? I was raised by polar bears. Just kiddin'. I was raised by penguins. I live in an igloo in nunavut. It costs me $3000 a month. You should visit sometime. Its quite cozy. Have you ever been attacked by the homicidal flower? Was it a frightening experience? Did you bend down to sniff it, while saying, "What a pretty flower!"? Boy, did you get a surprise. The Suicidal Fry Clan saved us from the homicidal flower. Did you take my Herbal Quiz? Which of Herbal's allies were you? Have evil marshmallows ever invaded your house and stolen your fridge while you were sleeping? How did you feel about this? Shocked? Scared? Panic-stricken? Depressed? Or joyful, perhaps? Do you miss your fridge? It called last night. It wanted to know if you were doing alright without it. You really should pay the ransom. Your fridge misses you. Those marshmallows are pretty sneaky, aren't they? Do you have a strange and unusual phobia of seagull crap? I do. Its very intimidating when they fly overhead... I once threw a piece of a sandwich at a seagull, and I hit it. Of course, I meant to hit it. Seagulls are a blessing at Holy Family. And it is truly great if they should drop their white blessings upon your head. You're not from Holy Family, are you? Please don't hurt me. Do you like pork liver and beans? Thats nasty, man. Of course, its an essential part of all my meals. Part of a complete breakfast! But really, thats just nasty. Yuck. Have you ever ridden your lawn mower out into the middle of the street? Do you intend to? Did you get run over by a semi-trailer? Did you get the license plate number? Do you believe in Dude? Do you know who Dude is? Then who is he, smarty-pants? Have you made your daily sacrifice to Dude? Or do you make weekly sacrifices? Dude likes you better if you make daily sacrifices. What did you sacrifice? Science teachers are evil. Especially Paquette. This isn't Paquette, is it? Of course it isn't. I'd be VERY frightened if it was. Do you find purple and green armadillos disturbing? Do you support the rights of toasters? I have a toaster. His name is Bob. And he is NOT imaginary! They put me in a straitjacket, and took Bob away from me. They sent him flying from a catapult on Bill Nye the Science Guy. It sickens me how people could do something like that to a poor, defenseless little toaster. Hey, you're not a parent, are you? A parent, perhaps, of one of my friends? You know, I'm not all that bad. My mind isn't that screwed up... well, maybe it is... but that's ok, right? Right? You're not going to lock your kid up in the closet because of my site, are you? Thats not very healthy, you know. And I hope you don't start an angry mob, either. I use Herbal Essences, and yet it hasn't brainwashed me. Why do you think that is? Thats a good guess, but here's the reason: I don't have a brain to brainwash! So I'm also immune to mind control! Mwahahahahaha!!! Recommend a song. I need to download some music. (I prefer rock stuff) Who is your favourite band or singer? Don't tell me its Linkin Park... everybody likes Linkin Park... :-P Don't get me wrong, I love Linkin Park. The only thing I have against them is the fact that everybody else loves them too. Yes, I have issues. Have you ever heard of the band Hoobastank? Isn't that such a funny name for a band? Hoobastank? Hehe. What radio station do you listen to? I listen to The Bear. The Bear is better than Power 92. Are there any ants invading your house? What's your favourite method of killing ants? Tell me your life story. Tell me something you've done that was really stupid or embarrassing. Hahaha, that was pretty stupid. Do you know who <beeeep> is? Do you know him personally? What do you know about him? Who do you think he is? Take a wild guess. How much would you pay to know who he is? Are you <beeeep>? Are you sure? How do you know? How many people are online right now, and out of how many people overall? Did you sign my guestbook? You'd better sign it, or I'll get my mafia after you. Here, you can whine and complain about how long this stupid survey is: Ahh quit your whining. Its almost done. Just a few more questions. So, tell me something I wouldn't know. Tell me something about yourself that I wouldn't know. Tell me something about me that I wouldn't know. Tell me something about <beeeeep> I wouldn't know (Ha, good luck). Do you have a pet house hippo? What's its name? Any last words, comments, requests, etc.? Have a nice day.