Once upon a time there was a wolf. He wanted to buy something from the market. So he went to the market. Unfortunatly, his mother had chosen unfitting names for the wolf, so everywhere he went, people yelled, "It's B. B. Wolf! Hey Mister B.B. Wolf, can I get your autograph?". So when he went to town, he was immediately surrounded by screaming people begging for autographs and photographs. I mean, the dude was after all famous after he ate those three bratty, hogging pigs.
So he couldn't find what he wanted at the market. He was very disappointed until a little girl with long brown hair came up to him and asked if she could get him anything. So he sent her to get a bag of flour. Later, another girl with long brown hair pushed her way through. He thought she was the same girl, and asked where his flour was, but she told him she was another girl, and asked what she could do for him. So he sent her off to buy a large can of sugar. Shortly after, another identical girl came up, with neither flour nor sugar, and asked what she could do for him. Determining that she was not the same girl as either he'd seen before, he sent her to fetch a barrel of water. Then yet ANOTHER girl, identical to the others, came, with neither flour, sugar, nor water, so B.B.Wolf asked her to get him some pig's feet. And so she left.
Shortly after, a girl came, carrying a bag of flour. He thanked the girl, and she walked off, satisfied. Then another long-brown-haired girl came with a large can of sugar. He thanked her and she left. Then the third girl came carrying a barrel of water, for which she was thanked. Soon after she left, another girl came carrying ten bags of pig's feet. Seeing these, B.B.Wolf snatched the bag with a hasty thank-you and dashed from the crowd toward his home.
When he arrived home, his mother asked him if he'd remembered the flour. He said yes. The sugar? Yes. The water? Yes. The pig's feet? Yes. The special treat for after supper?
Oops.
But it was his lucky day. A knock came at the door, and he answered. It was the squad of girls that had helped him. Each had a box of chocolate for him. He thanked them, handed the chocolate to his mom, and grabbed the four girls and shoved them in the stew pot. They were terrified and angry, but the town was relieved. B.B.Wolf had saved them from another pesky nuisance!