And welcome to my black hole. I don't just give out my real name randomly over the internet, you stalker, so I go by DJ/VJ Dr. Iziz, Ph.d, master of da fishies, owner of the future multi-billion dollar corporation, Iziz Quality Bouncy Balls. But just call me Iziz (or Iz, or Zi), for short.
I dunno why you're here, but you might as well stay. Not like you have a choice, because this is a black hole. You can't just leave on your merry way anytime you want! So come join me for some tea and biscuits, have a look around, and don't forget to sign the (new and improved) guestbook!
And don't forget to tell all your buddies about this place! Maybe if they get sucked in, they can join us for tea and biscuits too! Oh, what fun! Enjoy your stay!
Ok, what do I have to do to get a higher ranking on google? Sheez. If I search for "Iziz", I get porn and star wars. THANKS GOOGLE. YOU'RE A GREAT HELP. Maybe if I write porn and star wars on this page...
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