Iziz'z Lessons in Language

Let's say you're going to a foreign country, where the people speak a foreign language. And let's say you don't know this language. I can help you there. You see, no matter where you're going, there is one essential phrase you need to know, and once you have mastered this phrase, you should be fine. And this phrase is... "Where is the toilet?". And I suppose you want to know certain... other words too? Well, here they are... (the... other words are censored in english... hehe)

I'll be adding more soon...
LanguageTranslationTranslationTranslation
EnglishWhere is the toilet?ShitFuck
FrenchO� est la toilette?MerdeBaiser, Foutre
Spanish�D�nde est� el ba�o?MurrdaChinga
ItalianDove il gabinetto �?MerdaFottere
GermanWo sind die toiletten, bitte?ScheisseBollern (?)
PortugeseOnde est� o banheiro?Merda, BostaFoder
UkrainianPereproshuyu de tut tualet?HivnoYobaty
KirbeforkeWhr s th tlt?ShtFck

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Genius though I am, I probably got something wrong here. So if I messed up somewhere, please tell me... just fill in the form below with the proper translation... and if you know how to say "Where is the toilet?", shit, or fuck in any other languages, could you tell me that too? Thanks...

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