About the site

Iziz, tell me a story! Well, okay. Here's one. Let me tell you the story of my site! Awww, but I don't wanna hear THAT one! Tell me a different story! Would you rather hear my life story? NO, NO, NO!!! Tell me the story of your site (you self-centered ego-maniac)! Okay...

Once upon a time there was an Iziz (uh oh). On June 29, 2002, which happened to be pretty much the first day of summer vacation, she thought, hey, I think I'll start a site! After all, her buddy Daniel had a site going, why shouldn't she? But, of course, her site was going to be much, much better than her buddy's, because she was very conceited and maybe even a bit competitive. She went to geocities.com, and signed into her isisness account, which had already existed for a while.

So what would she make her site about? It needed some kind of purpose or something. It had to be something kool. Something revolutionary. Well, she messed up, and look what happened. But, hey, its still pretty good. So, what would she make the site about? Kirby? Polar bears? The Herbal Essences Conspiracy? Maybe the guy she likes, who she calls <beeeep> (Ok, that one's stupid)? Maybe herself (Even worse...)? She decided she'd put all of that in one site (its not ALL there yet, but... you'll see...). Of course, that was pretty stupid, because the site didn't exactly serve much of a purpose, it was just a waste of webspace. But it was a very kool looking waste of webspace. But still, she couldn't even call it a personal page, because it had all this junk put together into a so-called "site". Everyone was impressed, however, so she kept going. She tried to add everything possible, because suddenly it turned into a competition to see who could make a better site, her or Daniel. Daniel, however, was never in on this (so keep quiet, lol).

Soon, things got worse. The site turned into an obsession. Iziz soon gave up neopets for a while, because it was no longer a priority. The first thing she did when she went online? Went to her site. And just constantly admired it. And added to it. Updated it. She couldn't last a day without looking at her wonderful site. She nearly wasted away on her vacation, because she didn't have internet access, and therefore couldn't see her beautiful, wonderful, site. Unfortunatly, she didn't get eaten, excuse me, DEVOURED by a bear either.

Of course, like most other website owner dudes and dudettes, Iziz didn't always recieve positive critism. Certain PEOPLE (*cough*200lbkidnamederik*cough*) think they're all-so-great, and that they know everything about web design, and a little lime green font easily burns their eyes, an ASCII flower PLACE HOLDER is suddenly labelled as "crappy graphics" and the stars on the side are labelled as "cheesy" (well, I thought they made it look a little tacky, maybe, but cheesy? Wtf? Besides, the other visitors like them). Of course, this "people" I speak of is the same "people" who claimed to build computers in grade six, claimed to have made a frisbee in that same grade (which, may I add, had the words MADE IN TAIWAN imprinted in it... the frisbee, that is), is completely obsessed with, maybe in love with, his lizards, wanted "lumps" for Christmas, wanted to wear pink and purple spandex to school, had an affair with his science textbook, and got run over by a semi-trailer while riding his lawn mower out into the middle of the street. So that really shouldn't count, now, should it?.

Eventually, Iziz had to leave her site for a day, because she was going to K-days. And the day after that was her brother's birthday, so that was two days away from the computer. And since he got such kool presents, one of them being a new gamecube game, Iziz wanted a shot at it. And Iziz, being her brother's sister, instantly had a right to play this game. So, with all the excitement, Iziz almost completely forgot about her site, so she left it for a while, and didn't update. Daniel bugged her about it, told her to update, to do something with the stinkin' site. But Iziz didn't feel like it, the obsessiveness of the site was wearing off. And suddenly, she (once again) got really obsessed with Kirby, the little pink nintendo puffball.Kirby! Of course, this set her back another few steps. So her site was left unupdated for nearly two whole weeks! When she came back (to her senses), she realized the state her site was in. It was un-updated for... 2 weeks?! She couldn't just leave it like that. She still had the rest of the summer to get through, sitting droned and completely bored in front of the computer (for the most part anyway), until school started. She had to act now. Immediately she wrote this story, which she was sure would excite and attract her visitors. And look, here you are now! Thank you ladies and gentlemen, please sit back and enjoy the rest of the tour.

Awww, that story SUCKED! Excuse me?! I'd rather have heard your life story than this stupid one. I'm leaving! Wait! Get back here! Hey... what do you mean, you'd rather have heard my life story? Are you saying my life story sucks too?! Yes! Well, guess what?! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO VANDALIZE!!! Look! A giant ant! Ack! Where?!

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