[.The scene opens up in Isis’s locker room, she’s sitting on a fold out chair with HSW interviewer Eric Thornton in front of her. Isis is wearing her normal wrestling attire; leather black pants and a black tank top. Eric Thornton is looking at a clip board of interview questions that he is holding in his hand. He looks up at Isis and begins to speak.]
ET: So Isis, another win for you at Annihilation last week, congrats to you on that.
Isis: Thank you
ET: How do you think you did in that match?
Isis: I don’t even think we must discuss this. You seen my performance, and I did my best to beat those two…things you would like to call human. I’ll admit, I’m not used to having to face a man that weighs 500lbs, but, it was an easy win.
ET: Yes, that Big Bad Boris is definitely one of a kind.
Isis: You don’t have to tell me..
ET: Now Isis, not only did you have to face 2 people in your match, but you also had a past opponent, who you happen to have a little bit of a rival with as your referee. How do you think that all worked out in the end?
Isis: Obviously you weren’t paying attention to the match, but what a surprise. Slash wanted to cost me that match, he didn’t want to count 1..2..3..he wanted anyone to win that match, except me. Who knows what’s up his ass..
[.Isis shrugs.]
Isis: Must be male PMS, but he got what he deserved
[.Isis chuckles.]
Isis: I’ll have to ask him how his balls are doing next time I see him
[.Isis laughs.]
Isis: Poor kid
ET: Before we start on your opponent PAUL WACHOSKI, I want to ask you about Chapel. You faced him 2 weeks ago at Annihilation, and you won your match, but didn’t get the title, how do you feel about that?
Isis: Do we even need to bring this up? I was extremely pissed about that, and he even knows that, unless he’s stupid, which, even though I can’t stand him, and he has the title I want, I doubt that.
I’m pretty sure you are well aware that I challenged him last week for a match at One Way. I’m still awaiting his reply. Maybe he’s starting to realize I can kick his ass, who knows.
ET: Last but not least, Paul Wachoski, you have a match with him this week, ho…
Isis: You have some of the lamest questions, I hope you realize that.
ET: Oh well. Anyways, how do you think you’ll do?
Isis: I’ll win. Obviously easier said then done, but, I’ve seen this cat in action, no worries here. Don’t mean to sound cocky, but hey, may as well be honest. I’m on a winning streak at the moment, and I will continue to be on that streak. Come this week at Annihilation, and at One Way, if Chapel chooses to face me. I will win. Plain and simple.
ET: You know, I think you have to be one of the most arrogant females I have ever met.
Isis: Hey! [.Isis shrugs.] I know I’m the shit. So why not?
ET: Isis, I liked you in the beginning. But, I really can’t stand you anymore.
[.Eric Thornton gets up off his chair and walks out of Isis’s locker room.]
Isis: Men! [.Isis laughs.]
[.As the sense starts to fade out, Isis stands up off of her chair and you hear her say “Ah, I feel so sorry for Paul”….the sense fades to black.]
