[.The scene opens up in a hallway in Gwinnet Center Arena. Isis stands there, wearing her normal clothing, black leather pants and a black top. She looks impatient, tapping her foot on the ground, and every so ofter looking at her watch. Isis shrugs her shoulders and gives up on waiting as she begins to speak.]

Isis: Well, I�m waiting for my interviewer, but it seems that he�s late. So I�ll just get started.
First, I must address Slash. What the fuck were you thinking?! Obviously you are on the psycho side, but shit. If you have a problem with me, take it up with me. My parents have nothing to do with anything that goes on in my wrestling life. You better watch your back Slash, you pressed the wrong buttons, and I promise you you�ll pay.

[.Marshall Wright walks up to Isis in the hallway, wearing suspenders on a pair of plaid pants, a HSW golfshirt, and thick framed glasses.]

Isis: Onto this week, my up coming match is once again, against two men, two very ugly men at that.

Marshall Wright: Hi, I couldn�t help overhearing, but I think you are confused. Your match is actually against Big Bad Boris and The Evil Geisha.

Isis: Yeah what�s your point?

Marshall Wright: Well, that means you are only against one man and�.

[.Isis interrupts Marshall.]

Isis: I�d say more like 5, have you seen the size of these ugly bastards?

Marshall Wright: I see, you must mean Big Bad Boris. But what about The Evil Geisha?

Isis: What about him? I already said two guys.

Marshall Wright: Actually, The Evil Geisha is a female

[.Isis gets a shocked look on her face.]

Isis: No fuckin way?!

Marshall Wright: Umm�yeah�.she is.

Isis: I see, well.. that�s the biggest news I�ve heard all day.. I mean, sure.. Saddam got captured, but who would have ever suspected this?

Marshall Wright: Do you mind if we get back on topic?

Isis: But, I haven�t even made fun of your suspenders or your glasses yet!..But, I guess we could

Marshall Wright: Alright then, maybe you could tell the people at home how you think you�ll do in this match.

Isis: Considering I'm fighting a guy that weighs 7000lbs, that probably won't even be able to get up once I knock him down, and the scariest woman I've ever seen who actually looks better with her mask on, I think this match will be quite easy.
All I really have to do is bring a mirror....and a porkchop. Just throw the porkchop outta the ring, and that takes care of Big Bad Boris, then hold up a mirror to Evil Geisha, and I'm sure she'll run screamin! Not only am I going to win this match, but both of my oppoents will be running away as quickly as their fat hairy legs will carry them. I must say, they really would make such a cute little couple, don'tcha think Marshall?

Marshall Wright: I wouldn't use the word cute...or little

[.Isis laughs.]

Isis: Lets see here, what did they even have to say about me? Big Bad Boris is scared about losing to a girl again, and more concerned with hot dogs and squashing people into pancakes than winning the match. While Geisha has basically said that I'm talented and honoured to be in the ring against someone as good as me. Despite her stating well known facts, which could almost be considered compliments, I'm going to go out there and kick her ass. Boris hardly moves off of his ass at all, and I don't think it will be any different at Annihilation.

Marshall Wright: What about Slash being named the special guest referee in this match?

Isis: What? Are you kidding me? If he becomes a problem, I'll just smash those glasses that he has to wear right into his face. If not, I'll just wait until after the match is over.

Marshall Wright: Well, Isis, that concludes our interview, good luck on your match on Wednesday.

Isis: Wait, I have one last thing to say.
Chapel; I haven't forgotten about the HSW TV Title, infact, I'd like to challenge you for a rematch at One Way. What do ya think about that?

[.Isis walks down the hallway as the scene fades to black.]