.:Isis:. Oh, Um, Sorry about that, watching a promo like that can really bore a person into falling asleep. Now lets start talking about his promo. I might have to stop and rewind his promo a bit since I missed half of it, since I fell asleep. I'm sure everyone can see why.

I find it funny that you poke fun at my accomplishments, I really do. I�ve only been in this business for six and a half months, not just in this federation, but in the business as a whole. I know I have gotten better, my promos have gotten better, my talent has grown, I�ve pulled off things I never thought I could in the last 6 months. Six and a half months Lethal! Not eleven years like you. You are right, the Television Title is one of the lowest belts there is but lets see; I won that belt was I was only three and a half months into my career. I am so much better then I was than, I was good, but now I am fucking great.

You keep telling me over and over that you�ve done this and that for eleven years. I don�t care what you did in those eleven years though. But I have a question for you, why do you keep bringing up those eleven years huh? Are you trying to scare me because you have way more experience than I have? Are you trying to convince me that you are better than me? Or the real question; are you trying to convince yourself? For someone that�s been in the game for all those years, you are awfully scared of someone that�s only been in it for six and a half months. You have a lot to say about me in your promos, hell, I have become the damn highlight of them! Why is that? Are you worried?

Do I believe I am a god to women? Sure I do, Am I a god to women? Of course! I have done many things in this business that other women and men can only wish they could achieve in such a short amount of time.

I like to think of myself as fair; so why would I if I get booked in a match that I don�t want to be in, run to Drew and ask him to get me out of it? No one does that, and I am not any different. Drew obviously has some kind of reason to book me in each match that he booked me in, which is why I would never go to him and get him to switch my match.

You say that I am not ready to face AWOL for the World Championship Title, because I have the television title and that makes me somehow not good enough? What does that make you then? What have you done in HSW? Do you have a title? No, I didn�t think so. So what makes you think I am not worthy of AWOL�s title but you some how are? I think it is pretty accurate to say that I am World Title material.

Again, you continue to call yourself the best in the business, you have yet to prove that to me Lethal Weapon. You may see yourself as the best, but all I see you as is a washed up wrestler that really should think about retiring soon. There is a lot new fresh talent like myself ready to take you out, and take whatever you think you have, and I am one of them.

What are you trying to do? You say that I am going to choke, fail and perform my worst instead of my best? What are you trying to do? Psyche me out? Try and make me re-think things? If so, it�s not exactly working, it will never work. Are you me? Do you think you know what I am feeling or what I am thinking? You�d have to no idea if I was ready or not for the World Title and I am so terribly sorry to burst this little bubble you have been living in thinking I am not ready, but, I�ve never been so ready for anything in my entire life.

I�ve lived up to everything I have ever said I was, so when you say that I can�t live up to the pressure, spotlight, world title good and all the distractions, I just laugh and think you are a complete idiot for thinking it. You can go and think I am not ready and think that I am not a threat, but if I wasn�t, why are you treating me like I am one? Good question huh? You have no idea what I am capable of, but you will find out on Sunday.

Guess what sweetheart, you say there is no goddess, no room for a female leader? Times are changing now. I already am taking over Sheryl�s position of being the best, well she thinks she is, but now I am the best female. And now, I will become a leader, a female leader, no more myth�s they will all be turned into reality.

I�m not even going to bring up that shit about cats, dogs, and Egyptians, but I must say, listening to that little story of yours really put me to sleep.

I have seen so many promos from so many different types of people, and the comments you made about how I bow down to men, and how I should be in the kitchen cooking Drew�s dinner? Here�s an idea, GO FUCK YOURSELF. How dare you say what you said. I honestly never knew how low you could truly get until you made those comments. I can just imagine what Sheryl would think if she heard all those words coming out of your mouth, it�s unbelievable, really!

Alright, excuse me while I laugh..

[.Isis laughs.]

.:Isis:. Sheryl won two beauty pagents? Where were these beauty pagents held though? Bum fuck Idaho? You know those people don't really have many teeth, and weight five hundered pounds, so yes, I could see her winning. I'm not going to spend alot of time going on about looks, because the fact that I am so beautiful doesn't help me in the ring. We end it here alright? I am good looking, you are not, the end.

Now, Get your fucking shit straight. I have faced Chapel four times, not six, idiot. I still don�t� see why you continue to bring up streets disciple. Does it look like he�s in HSW? Yeah, it says it on the roster, but he�s been in what like one match? Yeah, definitely the best right? I don�t care, do you not get it?! I don�t care who you fight, I don�t care what matches you�ve been in. Are you a little slow? Completely fucking retarded?! What are you? I don�t care! Please, get it through you�re fucking head! I don�t know how many times I must continue to say that. Christ, write it on your hand, your forehead, do something, just remember that.

I don�t see why all the time, you have to bring up Sheryl, I don�t give a flying fuck about Sheryl. If I could have it, that bitch wouldn�t have opened her mouth, is she even in this fucking match? NO. So stupid bringing her up, and keep the bitches mouth closed. I�m glad you think I am digging myself a grave, just remember, someday you�ll be regret saying every little fucking thing you have ever said to me, because I will remember it, I will come back for you after HSW has its run. Realize it buddy.

I can beat Blake Norris, I can beat Cell Block, I can beat Chapel, I can beat any single person in the Battle Royal, including you. Yes, the match is won in the ring, but in the ring, out of the ring, I have better then them, better then you. Out of everyone in this business, out of everyone in HSW, I do have one of the best skills, amazing talent, and charisma. I really will prove it to you, even if I have to do it more than once or twice.

You are right, really. Matches aren't won by promos and by the looks of yours, if the matches were won ny them, you wouldn't exactly win.

Now, this is the last time I am going to bring up Drew. Drew and I have never been together because of HSW, shit happened, we ended up liking eachother, it what happened even if HSW never even existed. Drew is just a man that is all, I like the guy, he's a good guy. Do you think it'll bug me if he leaves me? I don't care. I won't be physically, emotionally, or mentally bothered by it. You may think so, but hell, you act like you know everything I am feeling and thinking. So, lets move on. I really can't see how you can sit here and call yourself the best, I really really can't. I see you as the best when it comes to doing the longest, more boring promos, but thats really all. Also, if HSW ends, so be it, i'll just move on to a different federation. Any organization would be lucky to have me in it.

[.Isis takes a deep breath.]

.:Isis:. I remeber all those times I faced Chapel, I great a somewhat hatered towards him, I never thought I could dislike someone as much as I disliked him, but you really proved that wrong. I can't stand your ass, just listening to your promos, listening to your voice, makes me want to be sick. I can't imagine why!

[.Isis rolls her eyes.]

.:Isis:. Now, again with my career, and LOW. You're right, Xtreme is definately not a legend, in HSW, but have you seen him wrestle in any other fed? Probably not. He was great. But, maybe it wasn't his time in HSW. And, for myself, obviously someone thought I was a legend or turning out to be one, because I was offered a place in LOW with some of the best wrestlers in HSW, and in the business.

As I was listening to your promo, a couple of things somewhat hit me. One - More than half the shit you say has nothing to do with the match. Two - No ones gives a shit about your kid, or your fucking bitch of a wife. Three - You mention Drew so much in your promo, I am starting to think you like him. Four - No one gives a shit about you. And Five - All you are doing is trying to make me look stupid, everything you say is so dumb and pointless that I don't even know what to say at times. Was that the little trick you had up your sleeve Lethal?

I'm at the same level as everybody else that's a great wrestler in the entire business. You want to know why I didn't go? It wasn't my time, I wasn't the greatest that I could be when the tournament was going down. If Drew asked me now, my answer would be yes, most definately.

[.Isis stops talking for a minute.]

.:Isis:. The think I find the most funny about your promos, is the fact that you go and on about how dumb and stupid I am and what not because I go and make jokes. But lets take a look at all those dumb and pointless things you said in your promo.

[.Isis grabs the remote to the television.]

.:Isis:. Actually lets not, that means I would have to go through that torture of watching your promo yet again, and I really don't want to do that, and I am sure no one else does either.

So, lets get a few things straight. The match is in 2 days. I am ready to win this match, I am ready to fight for the World Title, I have never been so ready. So you may think that you have no competition, but you do. I am going to kick your ass hardcore at the Battle Royal, and through you over the top rope. Are you ready for that?

[.Isis stands up and stretchs, then sits back down.]

.:Isis:. Now, for everyone else in the Battle Royal. You are nothing. That's why I haven't even bothered to mention you people in my promos. Why would I waste my time on people that matter. You men will be so fucking easy to take out, that I won't even bother worrying about all of you. Good luck boys. Ready to lose?

[.An evil grin forms on Isis's face, and she chuckles. Isis gets up from where she is sitting and is not longer in view of the camera. The scene fades to black.]