| Ghetto Cowboy |
| Krayzie Bone, Thug Queen, Layzie Bone, Powder, and Felicia |
| You betta count your money, You betta count your money....Ghetto Cowboy.... |
| Krayzie Bone The name's Krayzie "Big Bad A$$" Bone, wanted up North for all the gold that I stole along with some cash, even took the mayor's daughter, now that there's kidnap, but she was with it so I brought her. Done got myself into a whole heap of trouble, double-crossed by the law, so it's nobody to run to. Yea, it's just me and my sawed-off shotgun, outlaw, call him leatherface. I'm heading for the west heard they got a couple of banks in town that aint been held up yet. I ought to make it by sundown, I figure that's enough time to for me to get the whole rundown, so I continue my mision it's gettin dark so now I'm watchin for them d*mn Injuns they like to catch ya, then they rob and split ya. I be a rootin tootin shootin damn fool, Protectin my chips. All of a sudden, I heard somebody rumble in the bushes, stop my horse "Whoa Nelly". "Who in the bushes ya betta speak out or I'm a let my sawed off shotgun song sang out...." |
| Thug Queen "Who's this? I hope this ain't the law." Jumped out the bushes with my sawed-off shotgun... |
| Krayzie "Come on out, I'm gettin angry." Took a step back, cause it could get dangerous..... |
| Thug Queen Please don't shoot it's just me, Thug Queen, the horse stealer..... |
| Krayzie Then why the hell is you hidin in them damn bushes? |
| Thug Queen I'm wanted in 4 counties for armed robbery, killed two sheriffs, 6 of his best men with my hands, stole 2 horses, thought you was the law that's why I jumped in the bushes..... |
| Krayzie Goodness, now she was hotter than a barrel of fire....but I could use her for the job, so I told her to ride, come on.... |
| Thug Queen May I ask you what you headed to the west for? |
| Krayzie I got a partner, got a plan for some dough. Now if ya down, you can pick yourself up a pretty penny, be in town in a minute, now be sure if ya wit it..... |
| Thug Queen We out before the sunrise, got a stallion for ya partner to ride. Hit the saloon for the moonshine, down for whatever let's ride, Let's ride. |
| Krayzie Bone These directions say go to Tucson, Arizona, when we arrive we'll cop a place we can bunk, and meet my boy in the mornin for details and hook up... |
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| Krayzie Rise and shine. Good mornin howdy, nine o'clock we meet my boy in the saloon in the valley, now, I done come a long way and I don't wanna be late, |
| Thug Queen Tell em I make ya (?), cause ya know ain't.... |
| Krayzie Move out...giddy up, giddy up, giddy up... move out..giddy up, giddy up, giddy up...move out.. |
| Layzie I'm peepin Krayzie's wanted poster in the saloon, so I assume it'll be trouble around here pretty soon. Glance across the room, I see this youngster gettin ready to fight, but if he mess up tonite Krayzie jus might take his life. So I approach him and I pause "Look man, I really don't want no brawl. Why don't you chill before the laws come messin up this master plan". Since he already rowdy, I jus asked the man "Hey, you want some work, then partner put in ya bid and by the way now, what's ya name, they call me Layzie the Kid"...... |
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| Powder The name's Powder P, can I get a 12 gauge, outlaw everyday all across the front page. Mr. Kid, if you gimme the lowdown, me and blackjack, be ready for the showdown, with two double barrels pointed at whatever, we'll stick together, I'm pretty clever. |
| Layzie So saddle up, jump on the bandwagon, because it's all goin down. I heard the runnin the bar screamin Krayzie's in town |
| Krayzie Now when we get in the saloon, don't worry, wait outside and don't be stealin nobody's damn horses, step inside the bar. Well Lay, you son of a gun.... |
| Layzie Hey man, I'm glad you made safely, now let's go and have some fun, and this is my partner, Powder, he's a young gun |
| Krayzie Mighty glad to meet ya son. Oh, yea, I also bought a friend along, meet Thug Queen, the horse peddler, straggler, jus met her.... |
| Powder Howdy.... |
| Thug Queen Howdy partner, I already got the horses saddled up, |
| Layzie I hope you as good at robbin banks like ya rustled that cattle up |
| Powder Now yall, it's gone be gettin dark pretty soon |
| Krayzie I think ya right, I say we move.....come on let's move out, giddy up, giddy up, giddy up....move out... |
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