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1.Success to you means.
A1 Achieving without doing hardwork and troubling people.
2.What turns you on?
A2 Stealing things.
3.What turns you off?
A3 Doing sensible things.
4.What is your favourite hangout place?
A4 Your bedroom.
5.The sadest moment of your life.
A5 When I met you.
6.The happiest moment of your life.
A6 When my accounts teacher died.
7.Tell me your greatest wish.
A7 To kill you.
8.Your favourite holiday destination
A8 Sambaland
9.What do you do the first thing in the morning?
A9 Eat 4 Masala dosa,80 Nan's,7 Butter Chicken,10 Chicken Tikka,70 Fish
10.And the last thing before you go to bed.
A10 I steel things.By the way ,yesterday when I came to your house to steel things,I was able to steel only 7 Crore Rs,3 Mercedies,4 Rolls Royce,2 Impala and some Gold Coins.I am very dissappointed with you.Now be sure
that you earn some more so that I can steel more things from your house. Please cooperate.
11.What are your future plans?
A11 To make you bankurupt.
Interviewed by Dhurunder Bhatawadekar