As u know I am a fantastic chef,it will be a pleasure for all the hotels to take me as an executive chef but unfortunately no body gave respect to my talent.Whenever I went for interviews in any hotel,I only asked for a small salary of'fourty four trillion twenty two crores eighty eight lakhs seventy seven thousand fourty three hundread and twenty two paise' per day and only one more thing-that they should allow me to refer from some coockery books what i make.One more small request of mine was that they should allow me to eat as much as possible.They just kicked me out from the interview hall and were offering me the job of pot washer.'BLUDDY IDIOTS'.You all tell me that are these small requests from a great chef like me wrong? Ofcourse not .
Now I'll share a few of my college and school experiences with u all idiots.I had taken meal planning in school so that I could teach some thing to that silly fat meal planning teacher who didn't know anything.We had our meal planning board practical examination of standard 10,I didn't go for the examination as I did not feel like going.Afterall what is the need to test me .They called home and complained.I was immediately thrown out of the house for giving the exam.On the way i purchased some onions,tomatoes,fish etc.That fat bitch started barking on me and i didn't know my menu .So she just asked wht my menu was ,I started laughing.She gave me a slap.I got angry and I made such a horrible dish that she couldn't come to school for the next 68 months.
In college also in one of my practicals ,I made such a good dish that our sir joined his hands in front of me and suggested me not to choose food production as my career.I know he had liked my dish so much that he was afraid that if I go to a hotel no body else will get a job of a chef.
People have died after eating my dishes,they are so good that no body wants to live after having my dish.
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