Give me a job of a chartered accountant in your company.I am an expert in accounts.I can make all the accounts weather it is partenership or a company.I had commerce when I was in school.In my school career I had approximately 10 accounts exam including 3 board exams.Out of these 10 I failed in 9 and you would be thinking that why did I not fail in all 10.But dont worry I did not give one of them.I failed in my accounts board exam 3 times and when I was going to give my 4th board exam,the CBSE people fell on my feet and begged to not come again.To stop me from comming again,they gave me a paas certificate showing 100 out of 100.I also worked as a CA in hohohohohohohoho enterprises.The next day that companie's name was changed to Luti hoi enterprises.All the members of that firm can now be seen begging on the marine drive.Some of them sell Bhelpuri at Chaupati .If you also want to begg or sell bhelpuri,keep me as a CA in your company.
I hope you would like my achievements.I will not ask much as my salary.Only give 9989898999999994646464646469999999999999999999999999999999999999.Wait! Wait! this amount should be given to me in terms of dollars.You will not find a CA who wants such a small amount of salary.