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| Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, recently consulted a psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future, she found the answer. 'You will die on an American holiday.' She said. 'Which one?' Osama bin Laden asked nervously. 'It doesn't matter,' replied the psychic. 'Whenever you die, it will be an American holiday!' |
| Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing, yet. Q: How do you play Taliban bingo? A: B-52...F-16...B-1... Q: What is the Taliban's national bird? A: Duck Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble. Q: What do Osama bin Laden and General Custer have in common? A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from! Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan? A: Two days. Q: What's the difference between Christmas and Osama bin Laden? A: There will be a Christmas in December. Q: How many bin Laden terrorists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: No one may ever know. Q: What do you get when you cross a B-52 bomber and Osama bin Ladin? A: An expensive fire work show. Q: How do you clear an Afghani bingo hall? A: Yell B-52 as loud as you can. |
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| After the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, which killed six and injured 1,000, President Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished. After the 1995 bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed five U.S. military personnel, Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished. After the 1996 Khobar Towers bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed 19 and injured 200 U.S. military personnel, Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished. After the 1998 bombing of U.S. embassies in Africa, which killed 224 and injured 5,000, Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished. After the 2000 bombing of the USS Cole, which killed 17 and injured 39 U.S.sailors, Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished. Maybe if Clinton had kept his promise, an estimated 7,000 people would be alive today. This question was raised on a Philly radio call-in show. Without casting stones, it is a legitimate question. There are two men, both extremely wealthy. One develops relatively cheap software and gives hundreds of millions of dollars to charity. The other sponsors terrorism. That being the case, why is it that the US government has spent more money chasing down Bill Gates over the past ten years than Osama bin Laden??? |
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| Why are the Talaban terrorists so quick to commit suicide? Let's see now: ~ No pre-marital sex. ~ No oral sex ever. ~ No booze. ~ No Titty bars. ~ No playboy channel. ~ No organized sports of any kind to speak of. ~ Hooters. "What is this Hooters of which you speak!" ~ ****ing sand everywhere. ~ Ever fish at an oasis? ~ Rags for clothes and hats. ~ Eating with your right hand only cause you wipe your ass with your left. ~ Constant wailing from the asshole next door, no wait, is that music? Shit can't tell. ~ Bar-B-Q cooked over camel dung. ~ Prayer four times a day. ~The women have to wear baggy dresses and veil's. ~ Oh, and by the way when you die it all gets better! Cheers! |
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