> Variel enters.
Variel looks at you.
l variel
a male gnome 
He is a male gnome, 3'11" tall, weighing 115 pounds.
He has dark brown eyes.
He is bald.
He is in Perfect Condition.

You say, "Hello Gnomie"
> Variel says, "Who's Gnomie?"
You say, "You"
You say, "A Gnome"
You say, "Gnomie"
> Variel says, "I'm not a gnome"
Variel frowns
You gasp in astonishment!
You say, "what are you?"
> Variel says, "I'm short for my age. The polite thing would have been not to
call attention to it"
You say, "I didn't call you short"
You say, "i called you a gnome"
> Variel says, "And gnomes are short"
You say, "says who!"
> Variel says, "Says everybody"
You say, "oh"
You hmm
> Variel says, "Ask anyone"
You say, "Hi Talley"
> Variel says, "Who's Talley?"
You say, "You!"
Variel says, "I'm shrot"
Variel scowls
You have a blank look on your face.
You say, "ok"
You say, "Hi Shrot"
> Variel says, "Now you're making fun of my speech impediment"
You say, "What?"
You say, "fine"
> Variel says, "RACIST"
Variel leaves east.