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- Pour juice over the back of your monitor - Post biscuits into your floppy drive - Plug peripherals into various body orafices - Break down and weep - Take off all clothing on you, drench yourself in motor oil, walk down your street and shout "Walla walla walla" |
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Alternatively you might like to: | |||||||||||||||||
- Actually I just removed the poems page so go back here | |||||||||||||||||