Van: If you've heard one lecture, you've heard 'em all.
Fiona: Why is there a pool of water here?
Van: It's an oasis.
Fiona: An oasis? Where does the water come from?
Van: Under ground.
Fiona: And what's that?
Van: A tree...
Fiona: And what about those yellow things?
Van: *aggravated* Lemons.... UGH! You haven't stopped asking me questions since we left the village! Can't you help me and do something about it, Zeke?
Fiona: What's that?
Van: -.- What now?
Van: Fiona! Why didn't you let Zeke make an escape?
Fiona: Because that nice lady out there reminded me a lot of your sister, Van. I'm sure that she only wants what's best for you and your family.
Van: In that case, untie me and let me go!
Van: Good corn!
Van: Man, that's good corn!
Van: That's gonna go down good.
Irvine: We'll just have to finish this another time.
Fiona: *giggles* You're face is all dirty!
Van: Yours ain't so pretty.
Van: What do you mean you threw it out!? Oh, I get it! You're joking, right? Uh! It is empty! Why? Why? WHY?
Fiona: I threw it out because it smelled disgusting.
Van: That wasn't just any water! I added my special protien energy boost, which I have to tell you cost me a LOT of money, and YOU just poured it out on the ground?
Fiona: Water that's gone bad couldn't possibly be good for you!
Van: She doesn't understand!
Fiona: He's such a baby.
Van: *walking with Zeke; thinks* Who needs water in the desert anyway? *aloud* She's not getting brownie points for this one... *walks by Fiona who's in the Liger*
Fiona: Van! Don't you wanna use your board?
Van: I wanna walk, okay?
Fiona: But aren't you getting kinda tired?
Van: I'M NOT TIRED! Just really, really thirsty... *looks at Zeke* You're lucky... you don't need water... You know... I don't think I feel so good.... uuuh... *falls over*
Fiona: Van. Van? Van!
Van: *opens his eyes to see many chibi Fiona's running to him with tanks of water* Water! Give me water! *they giggle and pour the water on the ground* AHH! NO!! NO!! Not again.... All... that... water...
Van: How did you know we could find fresh water over here?
Fiona: I can smell it. It has a nice clean smell.
Van: You smelled it? Really?