The Matrix "Look at me", I'm flying !! Hurry ! Before they un-pause the camera !
Scene One - Trinity wipes out two squads of police officers, dodging bullets by running on walls, suspending herself in mid-air, and jumping from rooftop to rooftop in superman pose. And how is she able to do this ? This is not reality, thats how. Whew, had me fooled there for a minute.

Scene Two - Ted ( from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure ) has totally bogus dreams where he goes by the alias "Neo" and men in dark sunglasses insert an alien into his stomach. Instead of Ripley coming to his aid, he meets the totally righteous babe Trinity, who uses a super-soaker in the back of a speeding car, during a night time rainstorm to remove the bogus alien. ( remeber this isn't reality, she can be a doctor too, if she wants )

Scene Three - Ted meets Morpheus Wan Kenobi. To see "reality" Morpheus Wan tells Ted he must take a pill. He is given a choice between a quaalude and a valume. Ted opts for the quaalude and wakes up in a room full of H.R. Geiger posters.

Scene Four - Morpheus explains how in the real world, humans are used as batteries for the "evil machines". These machines created the Matrix to keep humans content.

Scene Five - Ted tours Morpheus Wan's hovercraft, where a pirate signal is transmitted to hack into the Matrix. During down time, Morpheus teaches Ted Kung-Foo.

Scene Six - Morpheus Wan takes Ted to see the "Oracle." She is Yoda's younger sister who has taken the form of a black woman living in a squalid apartment who bakes cookies when she is not reading palms.

Scene Seven - One of Morpheus Wan's crewmembers decides that eating fake steak in a fake world ( using the double negative rule, wouldn't the steak then be real ? ) is better than eating goop in the real world. So he decides to betray Morpheus Wan.

Scene Eight - Morpheus Wan looses a Kung-Foo fight in an abandoned toilet.
Well this pose always worked for Superman,, besides what else are you going to do with your limbs while you fly ?
Woe, dude, where did you get that awesome super-soaker ? "Hold still while I extract the alien from your stomach". Dude thats no an alien, I had crayfish for lunch !
Morpheus Wan, you said these things are called sun-glass-es ? I know a desert planet named Tatooine where I can sell these things and make a fortune !
"You will be cut down in the prime of your life by a weapon of light." "Now have a cookie, it may cheer you up."
At this point I turned the movie off figuring I will save some entertainment for tomorrow night. Its been a great story so far except for one thing. I cant figure out where the man in dark sunglasses found a garbage truck in the middle of the night. 
After a long night of drinking Kerbango at the local cantina, Morpheus Wan prays to the porcelain god.
For those of you who already saw The Matrix, test your knowledge ! Match the description with the picture.
Which picture depicts
1. Switch after she finds out she is going to die.
2. Switch after she she hits the lotto for 2 million.
3. Switch after a long night of drinking.
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