
Dear Santa (Original link)
Author: Cyandragon
Rating: K
Characters: Katara, Zuko, Jet, Azula, Sokka, Toph, Aang
Genre: Humor
December: Katara: 6, Zuko: 8
Katara, Zuko, Azula, Sokka, their neighborhood friends Toph and Aang, Zuko's "friend" Jet and Katara's friend Haru sat around the living room of the Beifong residence during the annual Beifong neighborhood Christmas party writing up letters to Santa in various colors using markers, color pencils, crayons, glitter, whatever it took to bargain with Santa to get their heart's desires.
Dear Santa,
I am very, very good. I do not ask for much. I only want to be the Blue Spirit. And get the new Blue Spirit video game. And Blue Spirit board game. And limited edition Blue Spirit twinkies that comes with Blue Spirit tattoos.
Actually, I just want the twinkies with the Blue Spirit tattoos. That is all I want.
Zuko
Deer Santa,
My speling es bad butt if you can reed this, than it is OK. For Krismus I want a geetar so I can start a band. And a Super Soaker that is bigger than Sokka's. Gran-gran says girls shud not want Super Soakers, but I reelly need it so I can beat him this summer when we play. And if I get the gatar, I will kleen it and take good care of it. My band will be kalled Katara's band. You can join if you want.
Katara
Dear Santa,
I'm onto you, mister. I know the grown-ups tell us that you come and give us stuff, but I know better. You actually hipnotyz them and make them travel to the North Pole to get our presents and sneak them under the tree, don't you? I know because I saw my dad do it one year. I also saw Azula's mom and dad do the same thing last year. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.
Detective Sokka
Santa--
Get me a PS2 so I will be cooler than Zuko. And get Katara to like me because she is cool. Be smart, just do as I say.
Jet
Dear Santa,
I am leaving cookies out tonight for you and Rudolph, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen. I only want my Mommy and me to have a fun and happy Christmas, that is my Christmas wish.
It would be a nice bonus if Katara kissed me too.
Thank you Santa,
Haru
Der Santa, (I wrote it for Toph and Aang, Santa--Katara)
Dis es Toph and Aang. We wants (they said it, not me) an airplane and a castle so we can take over the world. Aang says he wants a big fluffy dog to kall Appa.
Love Toph and Aang
Santa,
It has com to my atenshun that you grant wishes. I can asur you that I hav ben nuthing if not kind, jenerus, and nice. Howevur, I mus admit that I have had sum...in-ci-dunts that u may bee aware uf. I understand. Bekus of that, I will leev u milk and cookies as well as twenty dollurs under the secund peece of fire wood frum the bottum left of the pile in x-change for the dart gun and throwing stars I want.
Ur a-so-siate
Azula
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