Creative Writing (Original link)

Author: Fuzzy_ninja
Rating: K+
Characters: Katara, Zuko
Genre: Humor

"So Zuko, what did you write for your creative writing project?" Katara ran up to her friend through the crowded middle school hallway.

"It's nothing exciting. Just a story about a masked vigilante. And his girlfriend, who's really poor. Oh, and they fight against his nemesis, who is his evil sister. Ya wanna read some of it?" He shoved the manuscript in her face.

"Maybe later. Wanna hear about my story?"
"Sure."

"Okay, here's how it goes. There are these four nations, right? And they're all represented by four elements- air, water, earth, and fire. And there's this guy, he's like a superhero. He can control all the elements. He's wicked awesome. So anyways, there's this war. It's between the fire guys and the rest of the world, because the fire guys are a bunch of weenies. They don't like the superhero guy, and they hunt him down. So, like, a hundred years go by, and then these water people find the superhero guy, 'cause he was in an iceberg, right? So there's this big world war-"

"You said that already." Zuko replied in a bored tone.

"Hush! Don't interrupt. Now where was I? Oh right, the water people. So the fire dudes send this guy with a bad haircut to chase after the superhero guy and the water people who end up traveling with him. Later, another fire guy chases after them, and ohhh, he's got big goofy sideburns, like Mr. Zhao-"

"Our gym teacher?"

"Stop interrupting! And then that guy dies, and then other fire guys chases after them, except this time it's a group of
girls, right? So then the first fire dude joins up with the water people, the superhero, and his girlfriend-"

"When did the fire guy get a girlfriend?"

"Not his girlfriend, the superhero's girlfriend! She's an earth person. So they all work together to beat up the bad fire guy leader and then they all get married!"

"Who get's married? The hero and the earth girl? What about the fire and water people?"

"Ohhhh, well, one of the water peoples gets married to another earth person, the hero marries his girlfriend, and the fire guy and the water girl gets married! It's wonderful. They have babies with rainbows coming out of their noses! Oh oh oh, and there's this guy, and he sells cabbages! And another guy, he's got rabies! It's mad awesome!" Katara pumped her fists up in the air.

Zuko stared at her. "Are... are you on drugs?" He whispered.

"No! Ugh, you're just jealous that you couldn't come up with anything as good as my story." Katara whipped the manuscript out
from her backpack. It was about as thick as a college textbook. "Ya wanna read it?"

"No way! Who would ever be interested in any story as weird as that?!"

"Who wouldn't?! It'll be a Pulitzer prize winner! It'll be so inspirational, that two guys from Burbank, California will turn it into a cartoon! You'll see."

Zuko scoffed. "Yeah right."