Truth or dare (Original link)

Author: Fuzzy_ninja
Rating: K+
Characters: Katara, Zuko
Genre: Humor

Zuko woke up with one hell of a pounding headache. He couldn't remember what happened last night, or how he ended up... wherever he was at the moment. He did remember playing Truth or Dare with the group last night. He also remembered that there was beer. Lots of beer.

Well, that explains the headache.
Ugh, and the smell.

He looked around at his surroundings. A blue room. With blue curtains. White furniture and white blinds. The bed he was lying down in was blue. There was a stuffed penguin at the corner of the room by a desk. There was a Mae poster hanging up on the ceiling.

There was a pair of light pink cotton panties on the floor.

"Oh good, you're finally up." A familiar female's voice greeted him from the open door.

"Katara, why am I in your bedroom? What... what happened last night?" He braced himself to hear that perhaps, in a drunken haze, he had seduced her, and that was what led up to his current state, he of course would have to apologize, but not really mean it, no of course not...

"Okay, first off, I need $250 to bail Sokka and Jet out of jail. Secondly, I found your clothes, and you've got to change, seeing as how you don't look so great in my old purple church dress. Thirdly, we've got to scrub off the 'PEN 15' that Jet wrote on your forehead. Fourthly, I'm not sure how, but Azula and Haru are stuck at the Mexican border, I think your sister insulted one of the guards, called him a pendejo or something. To top that off, Toph and Aang might've gotten arrested in Canada, something about down-talking the metric system. Have you got all that?"

Zuko's mouth hung open in shock. This was the result from a simple childish game of Truth or Dare? "...Come again?"

"Oh, and you got a tattoo on your butt. It says 'mom' in a heart. Just thought you'd like to know." Katara added sheepishly.

Passing out would've been a good option, and in Zuko's case, it's exactly what he did.