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| Short story of the Poo names. I don�t remember much of this night. Only really the people there and after we got to talking about the poo names. It was Mike, Stephany, Jacob, Ryan, Doug and I. The poo names are as follows: Mike-Mikey Poo; Jacob-Jakie Poo; Ryan-Saving Private Ryan Poo; Doug-Fresh Poo; Me-Cat Poo. The End Meet Doug Poo. Doug Poo is an interesting person. When I first met him, he had really long hair. A year later he cut it off and perhaps some of his brain, he just hasn�t ever been the same since. At the Tool concert last year, while everyone was holding up their lighters, Doug�s caught fire. It didn�t bother him though, nope, he just dropped it, stood by it, and didn�t even notice it burning the grass next to him. Recently Doug has picked up a little habit. Lets just say he goes a lot faster with everything now. One night at a party, he ended up taking something no one knew about. He says he doesn�t remember the next couple hours. I should have known better, but he had attempted to drive us some where. When we got in the car to go he puts it in reverse and backs into another friends car. Then he turns the engine off and asks me where we were (at his house), who were all the people there (our friends) and who I am (HELLO!!!). Ahh yes Doug Poo is a funny man indeed. When I asked Doug Poo his thoughts on winning Trenatys Bitch of the Month he said, �I�m honored greatly. Who do I have to thank for this? No one. I did it all by myself. The word �bitch� is a little nicer than asshole isn�t it? Takes some perfection. { back } - { next } . |