[Enter Squidio, Iago, Gentle Squid #2, Gentle Squid #3, That Guy, That Guy�s Sister and Rosquigo (who is hiding behind a fat guy and is undetectable to all characters in this scene), Gir, Tour Guide]
Iago:
[Aside] In my plan- [is interrupted by the guy who is ordering him to do things through the cup-and-string phone who is saying it�s his plan]. Fine, in the plan that I am following things will work out to my favor indeed. I know that Squidio can not hold his diet soda and is quick to the flash card. If I can get him and a few random people to drink to their fill I will have no problem in getting Squidio injured in a fight or have him kill someone!
Squidio:
[Aside] I should pay close attention to Iago since I know he is an evil octopus and all. He knows my weaknesses as well�mainly sharks. He knows sharks love to eat squids and that I am indeed a squid. Good thing there are no sharks in Squid City or else I would be doomed [shark swims by and eats That Guy�s Sister]. As I said, no sharks in Squid City. I should be safe!
[Both Asides are now over]
Iago:
Hey Squidio, I know you like diet soda and all. Want be too buy you one?
Squidio:
That would be fine Iago. Thanks for being such a nice guy!
[1 Diet Soda later]
Gentle Squid #3:
Hey Squidio, you�re pretty cute! Can I have your number?
Squidio:
Sounds great.
[Writes down his number and gives it to Gentle Squid #3]
Iago:
Squidio, you�re�umm�what�s the word�
Squidio:
There is no politically correct term so we just say curved.
Gentle Squid #3:
You made me the happiest squid in the world!
Squidio:
Thank you, now leave.
[3 more diet sodas later]
Squidio:
I�m drunk! I�m drunk!
[Squidio does some random, generic things that drunken people do]
Gentle Squid #3:
Aww�my man can�t hold his liquor. Oh well, I can accept that being a kind and caring person.
Squidio:
I AM NOT DRUNK SIR! [Hiccup]
Gentle Squid #3:
Oh, angry when drunk to. I�ll just be a good mate and stay away from yo- [Squidio brutally murders Gentle Squid using a flash card jutsu]
That Guy:
EVERYBODY RUN!!! [Nobody leaves] SERIOUSLY GUYS! WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE! THERE IS A DRUNKEN SQUID ON THE LOOSE! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THI- [Squidio tackles That Guy and then repeatedly stabs him with a flash card while singing Karaoke. Gir takes a picture of it]
Gentle Squid #2:
YOU KILLED THAT GUY!
Gir:
KODAK MOMENT!
Tour Guide:
Please don�t use flash photography; you may upset the drunken squid that is killing people. [While the tour guide said this Gir was slain. Gentle Squid #2 kills the Tour Guide]
Gentle Squid #2:
THAT�S WHAT YOU GET FOR KILLING THAT GUY! Wait...wrong person. [Apologizes to the corpse of Tour Guide]
[Iago throws a cookie at Squidio]
Iago:
GENTLE SQUID #2 DID IT!
[Squidio charged Gentle Squid #2 and they have a long battle that involves going to super saiyen 4�wait�they aren�t saiyens. Okay, they have a battle consisting of them stabbing at each other while conveniently missing. Then Gentle Squid #2 sprains his leftmost tentacle and stabbed in a random tentacle that he named Charlie]
Gentle Squid #2:
CHARLIE, NOOO!
[Enter Osquello]
Osquello:
What are you doing Squidio?
Squidio:
Just [Hiccup] population control.
Osquello:
Remember, save that for the war
Squidio:
Oh�worry.
Osquello:
I�m still demoting you though.
Squidio:
I�m cool with that.
Iago:
[To Squidio] You�re not supposed to be!
Squidio:
I�m not cool with that. [Leaves but falls down on the way because of his incredible drunkenness]
Osquello;
Come Gentle Squid #2, I�ll take you to the incinerat-�err�umm�showers�no, that�s not it. I�ll take you to bed.
Gentle Squid #2:
I�m still mourning the loss of Charlie; I�ll be with you in a minute,
[One minute passes]
Let�s go now!
[Exit Osquello and Gentle Squid #2]
Iago:
You can come out now Rosquigo.
Rosquigo:
Thanks, this fat guy really smelled.
Iago:
It went perfectly. Now, let us leave!
Rosquigo:
But I only got one line�
[Exit Rosqugio, Iago. The fat guy was already dead because humans can�t breathe underwater]