[Enter Iago and Rosquigo]
Iago:
Rodrigo, I hate Othello!
Rosquigo:
I�m not Rodrigo, I am Rosquigo. All names were changed to help the audience relate. You missed the meeting so your name remains unchanged and you are clueless to the new parts of the play. One good example is that the play is now supposed to be a comedy.
Iago:
Are you serious?
Rosquigo:
Yes�I am very serious. Now let�s go back on topic.
Iago:
Good, I hate going off-topic.
Rosquigo:
But you are right now!
Iago:
Just say your lines.
Rosquigo:
But it�s your line!
Iago:
Oh ya�I hate Othello
Rosquigo:
He�s Osquido
Iago:
Fine�I hate Osquido. Such a lame name�oh well�I heard he�s sleeping with Desdemona.
Rosquigo:
We changed it. We decided that no one would understand it if we said they were sleeping together. People understand it much more when we say they are playing videogames together without playing patty cake. Got it? Now let�s take another take, without mistakes!
Iago:
So Desdemona is still Desdemona?
Rosquigo:
No�she�s Desquidoma. Now let�s re-start.
[Exit Iago and Rosquigo]