[Enter Osquello, Gentle Squid #2, Desquidoma, Iago, and Squidio]
Osquello:
I�M ALIVE!
All (except Osquello):
WE KNOW!
Iago:
[Aside] This is not how I planned it! This is not what was supposed to happen! That fool Osquello was supposed to die in that mine field my grandpa�s crazy former roommates pets seahorses mothers owners child�s unborn younger sister set up! If he died I would have gotten his job and then I would lead the squid army into a mass suicide like those little animals that I heard about once that do those group suicide things! But then I don�t know if those really exist or if they actually do do a group suicide�it might just be a migration gone wrong�But back to the point! I am actually an octopus spy! Ya, I bet none of you saw that coming! Actually the writer didn�t either�he�s just board so he wanted to add a twist to the storyline! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA! I have such a clever disguise! Even squids think I�m a squid!
[This following conversation happened while Iago was talking to himself:]
Osquello:
Okay, once he finishes talking we can go on about how happy you all are about me being alive, but currently I have news that may shock you guys. Iago is an octopus spy! Fortunately he is pretty stupid, even for an octopus so I just let him do his thing. I just wanted to give you guys a heads up.
Squidio:
But he has such a convincing costume!
Osquello:
You can see the zipper!
Desquidoma:
I think he�s wrapping it all up, lets go back to our normal positions!
[Iago ends aside and notices that everyone was in the same place that they were in]
Desquidoma:
YAY! I�m no longer a widow!
Squidio:
Captain, I am so happy that you live!
Osquello:
GOOD! Because if you were I�d think that you were sleeping with Desquidoma and that she gave you my prized empty water bottle. It was emptied so that our love could fill it. I would also think that Iago was an octopus and that he was jealous that I got the job he wanted which he only wanted to lead the squid army to some form of death! I would also think that Iago was using me, Desquidoma and Squidio as pawns in an elaborate plan devised by some smart octopus from octopus country that was feeding Iago information by a cap-and-string phone! But that would never happen, it is far too far-fetched!
[Iago kick the cup-and-string phone he was holding behind him to hide it]
Gentle Squid #2:
I saw that!
Iago, Squidio and Desquidoma:
That would never happen!
[Iago rolls his eyes]
Gentle Squid #2:
I saw that too!
[Enter Gentle Squid #3 and Random Squid]
Random Squid:
Let�s give Osquello and Desquidoma some time alone! I bet they really miss each other.
Gentle Squid #3:
NO! I�M A BIG BOY NOW!
[Exit Iago, Squidio, Random Squid and Gentle Squid #2]
Osquello:
[To Desquidoma] I can�t really get intimate with that gay squid watching my every move�
Desquidoma:
Agreed!
[Exit Osquello and Desquidoma]
Gentle Squid #3:
Aww�
[Exit Gentle Squid #3]