[Enter a mummy from the futuristic Atlantic Ocean (now Desquidoma�s dad), Desquidoma, Gentle Squid #2 and Gentle Squid #3]
Desquidoma�s Dad:
Oh...wrong scene.
[Exit Desquidoma�s dad]
Gentle Squid #2:
[To Desquidoma] Well�I have some good news and some bad news for you Desquidoma.
Desquidoma:
Can I have the good news first?
Gentle Squid #2:
NO! YOU CAN NOT HAVE THE GOOD NEWS FIRST! LIFE IS NOT ALL PUPPIES AND ROSES WHICH I HAVE HEARD ARE VERY NICE!!! I WILL GIVE YOU THE BAD NEWS FIRST! [Calms down] The bad news is that Osquello is DEAD! Very very DEAD! I can not fail to mention how DEAD he is. The other news is that the Octopi got blow up in the mine field with Osquello�s troops. It�s all very sad but life goes on.
Desquidoma:
I know life goes on. This isn�t the first time I have been widowed. My husbands die all the time in normally very odd incidents that I have no part in. Oh well, back to the dating world!
Gentle Squid #2:
You�re taking this quite well Desquidoma. Good for you!
Desquidoma:
Thank you. [To Gentle Squid #3] Hey, you�re pretty cute!
Gentle Squid #3:
Sorry M�am, I�m gay! [To Gentle Squid #2] Hey, you�re pretty cute!
Gentle Squid #2:
I�m�uhh�purple.
Gentle Squid #3:
I don�t care!
Gentle Squid #2:
Hey, look! A distracting thing!
Gentle Squid #3:
Oooooo�It�s distract-tastic!
[Exit Gentle Squid #3]
Gentle Squid #2:
Thank goodness�
[Randomly enter Human Sailor #1]
Gentle Squid #2:
NOO! He�s going to discover the hidden city of the squids! Then they might discover our sister city, the hidden city of the apes! We must think fast!
Random Human Sailor #1:
Oooooo�cool! I should tell people about this! Oh wait�I can�t breathe! I�m going to die!
[Random Human Sailor #1 dies a horrible, horrible death]
Gentle Squid #2:
Thank goodness!
[Enter Random Squid]
Random Squid:
HEY, YOU GUYS!
Desquidoma and Gentle Squid #2:
What?
Random Squid:
OSQUELLO IS ALIVE! HE AND HIMSELF ALONE MIRACULOUSLY ESCAPED THE MINE FIELD OF DEATH!
Desquidoma:
Aww�I was looking forward to dating again�
[Exit all]