[Enter Iago and Rosquigo]
Iago:
Wait, how did we get here? Did we use a teleporter or something? I didn�t know those existed yet.
Rosquigo:
You missed the meeting�man your getting annoying�
Iago:
Fine, so should we do a re-take or keep rolling?
[Enter Director]
Director:
Keep rolling!
[Exit Director]
Iago:
I didn�t see that coming�oh well. Um�I forgot my lines. I think that part of my memory was left on the other end of the teleporter.
Narrator:
It fact, it was. The teleporter had not been perfected yet and was know do leave parts of people in places. That�s how the studio got it for such a great price.
Iago:
Since when did we have a narrator?
Rosquigo:
Since we decided some people would be able to relate to the play better with a narrator.
Iago:
Since I don�t remember my lines I�m leaving, have my stunt-double fill in from here.
[Exit Iago]
[Enter Iago�s stunt double]
Iago�s Stunt Double:
[To the house] Hey, Desquidom�s Dad! Your daughter is having pre-patty cake videogameing!
House:
Are you talking to me or the guy sleeping in the master bedroom?
Iago�s Stunt Double:
The guy in the master bedroom! Now tell him what I said and get him on your balcony pronto!
[A minute goes by and then Desquidom�s Dad enters]
Desquidom�s Dad:
I have a name you know! It�s [suddenly there is an earthquake and Desquidom�s Dad is cut off before he can say his name] Oh well�I�ll tell you guys later. Now what is this about my beautiful daughter performing pre-patty cake videogameing?
Iago�s Stunt Double:
It�s true! I saw her and Osquello doing that not to long ago!
Rosquigo:
[To Iago�s stunt double in a whisper] Didn�t you make that up?
Iago�s Stunt Double:
[To Rosquigo in a whisper] Yes, but he doesn�t know that!
Rosquigo:
[To Iago�s stunt double in a whisper] Oh�great plan!
Desquidoma�s Dad:
What are you idiots talking about? Were is my daughter? Were is the negasquid Osquello? I must know all of this in no particular order!
[Enter Random Squid]
Random Squid:
Follow me to find Osquello!
Desquidoma�s Dad:
OKAY! I just know!
[Exit Random Squid and Desquidoma�s Dad]
Iago�s Stunt Double:
This may work out perfectly� [Devilish laugh]
Rosquigo;
You�re a way better Iago than our normal one!
Iago�s Stunt Double:
Thank you!
[Exit Rosquigo and Iago�s Stunt Double]