Scene 3 Take 1 � The Dukes Shack
[Enter Duke, Iago & Desquidoma�s Dad]
Iago:
Could we stop using the teleporter? This time I lost my left eye!
Desquidoma�s Dad:
Stay on topic, it�s not our fault you missed the meetings!
Iago:
I wasn�t�You�You know what, I quit!
[Iago quits forever]
[Enter Director]
Director:
Cut! Iago�s Stunt double was eaten by a shark today so we need to recast!
[Exit all]
[Re-cast]
Scene 3 Take 2 � The Dukes Shack
[Enter Duke, Gentle Squid #2�s stunt double (now Iago), Desquidoma�s Dad, Osquello and Rosquigo]
Osquelllo:
I got another name change at the most current meeting; I went from Othello to Osquido to Osquello. I like the newest name the most. Now back to the story.
Desquidoma�s Dad:
YOU FIEND! YOU PLAYED VIDEOGAMES WITH MY DAUGHTER!?! I SHOULD KILL YOU! IN FACT, I WILL!
[Desquidoma�s Dad flash cards Osquello in the head and then the body spontaneously combusts and then goes out since they are underwater]
[Abrupt end of scene]
[Further re-cast]
Scene 3 Take 3 � The Dukes Shack
[Enter Duke, Iago, Gentle Squid #1 (now Desquidoma�s Dad), some hobo that was on the street (now Osquello) and Rosquigo]
Desquidoma�s Dad:
Time out! I need to get into that acting feel�wait for it�wait for it�
[Enter Director]
Director:
YOU IDIOT!
[Flash cards Desquidoma�s Dad and kills him]
Okay, well these idiots can�t do this scene right for some weird reason so I�m going to explain it for you. Osquello and Desquidoma have already played patty-cake so it�s okay for them to play videogames. Osquello was also called to lead the squid army to fight the octopi�man do I hate octopi. The Iago talks a lot about his plan but I don�t find it all that important so I�m not going to explain that. So, let�s just cut and start scene 4.
All (besides director):
OKAY!
[All exit]
[Yet further re-cast]