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Scene 9 Take 2 � Some Dungeon
[Enter a computer monitor (Now know as the fat guy Osquello will be hiding behind), an octopus in a squid costume (now Iago), squidbert (now Squidio), guard #.74 (now Osquello)]
Iago:
Remember Squidio, you must not name names in this scene. If you do you will die!
Squidio:
Okay Iago!
Iago:
It�s okay to use my name, just not anybody else�s. Got it?
Squidio:
Okay Iago!
Iago:
So, how�s your new girlfriend?
Squidio:
I don�t have a girlfriend�I�m- [Iago cuts him off]
Iago:
Don�t use that word. Remember, people will make fun of your for it.
[Enter Paid Actresses Mom (Now Paid Actress) holding the empty water bottle]
Paid Actress:
Were did you get this empty water bottle from? Another woman? You are such a bad person! [Spits on Squidio but since there underwater it just floats away] I hate you so much! Consider yourself dumped!
[Exit Paid Actress]
Squidio:
Eww�she�s old�
Iago:
Now don�t make fun of the elderly Squidio, especially when you play videogames with them!
Squidio:
Stop accusing me Iago!
[Exit Squidio, Osquello moves from behind the fat guy and goes up to Iago]
Iago:
I told ya!
Osquello:
And I�m just gullible enough to believe you!
Iago:
Great, so�hmm�lets kill them!
Osquello:
Okay. Sounds great. I love revenge.
[Exit Iago and Osquello, fat guy just stays there�not floating] |
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