[Enter Squidio, Iago and Osquello (who is behind the same fat man that Rosquigo hid behind a few scenes ago)]
Iago:
Remember Squidio, you must not name names in this scene. If you do you will die!
Squidio:
Okay Iago!
Iago:
I said name no names!
Squidio:
Sorry Iago.
Iago:
Stop naming my name you idiot!
Squidio:
[Angrily] NO! I already know the point of this whole scene! This scene is supposed to cause Osquello to believe that I am playing videogames with Desquidoma! And if I don�t use names Osquello will hunger for my blood! There is no way in heckle that I will do this! I don�t want to die!
[Osquello pushes the fat guy to the side and charges at Iago]
Osquello:
IAGO, YOU FIEND! HOW DARE YOU PLAY ME FOR A PAWN IN THIS TAPESTRY OF LIES!
Iago:
It wasn�t me�it was the octopi, they told me to do it! I�m only a pawn myself!
[Enter Paid Actress]
Paid Actress:
Is this were I come in?
Squidio, Iago and Osquello:
NO!
[Exit Paid Actress, enter Director]
Director:
CUT! YOU IDIOTS! THIS ISN�T HOW THIS SCENE IS SUPPOSED TO GO! YOU ARE ALL FIRED!
[Exit all]
[Another re-cast]