[Enter Director]
Director:
I�m sorry but there has been a whole in the script. After being underwater for hundreds of years and being eaten by sharks its amazing we had so much in tact to butcher. Now, because the interpreters and writers are lazy we are going to continue from the point were we were able to read the script again. Now if some of you ugly little squids are lost I don�t really care, you�re ugly. Nobody likes ugly squids. In fact, you are going to be sacrificed to the sharks after this play so I hope you enjoy your little remaining time. Damn ugly squids, I hate them so much. But for you normal to above normal squids if you�re lost well you�re kind of out of luck to but at least we�ll be sympathetic towards you. Now for filling in the whole. First we were thinking of using a mix between hot glue and seaweed but we realized that wouldn�t fill the whole in the script so we are using words�no matter how much I hate them. So here�s what you missed in a nutshell. Iago has now convinced Osquello that Desquidoma is cheating on him. Osquello believed that even though he knows Iago is evil. Why, I don�t know�I just figure Osquello is gullible. Emelia, Iago�s house keeper that doesn�t know English took the empty water bottle from Desquidoma and gave it to Iago who gave it to Squidio who gave it to Paid Actress. There is almost defiantly more but I�m tired so I�m going to just leave you all to guess at what else I missed. Now�BYE! Except you ugly squids, I hate you.
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