Quote:
"Oh look a ball, why Alan is it yours"
Goals:
"My top goal is to prevent Alan from gathering money at all costs. Everytime he whines, I shall knock his ball to kingdom come."
Enemies:
"Alan,Alan,Alan,Alan,Alan,the frog shot and whoever is on my hit list. Did I mention Alan?"
Hobbies outside of Croquet:
"Scuba diving and basically anything else involving water."
Vital Stats:
Age: 30
Born: 1975
Ball Used: Blue Wood
Career Tournament Victories: (11)
2000: Ironman Croquet Doubles Championship, We Have No Lives Classic, Mike's Marvel Open Invitational, Spam Classic, Scott Balthrop Memorial Tournament
2002: Ironman Croquet Kickoff Tourney, Soul Caliber 2 Open, Spam Invitational
2003: Ironman Croquet Doubles Championship, We-Have-No-Lives-Classic
2004: Spam Open
2005 Season Top 3's:
Likely not playing this year, look for more info soon!