Quote:
"Baby: the other white meat!" "I hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you go!"
Goals:
"To get nekkid Cheerleaders at every Ironman Croquet event, or at least the ones from Baseketball."
Enemies:
Bill Gates and Brad Hoff
Hobbies outside of Croquet:
Sports, Reading, Singing, Acting, Computers, building Thermo-Nuclear devices for small countries and for neighborhood children.
Vital Stats:
Age: 22
Born: August 1982
Ball Used: Green Wood
Career Tournament Victories: (4)
1999: We Have No Lives Classic, Spam Classic, and Pez Invitational
2000: Spam Open
Other Accomplishments:
Founder of Pez Invitiational
Member of feared group, Sith Lords of Iroman Croquet
First member to win a "life" at We Have No Lives Classic
Won an event, 1999 Spam Classic, in a full knee brace
Was league leader after 2000 Spam Open victory
Won Best Average Award the first two years
Look for a Jon Crawford tribute page soon!