Brandon "Croquet Cool" Lasher

Quote:

"Coolness in the flesh!"

Goals:

"You want to know what cool is? You are looking at it!"

Enemies:

Uncool people (hence, this entire league)

Hobbies outside of Croquet:

Eating apples, being cool

Vital Stats:

Age : 28

Born : March 22, 1980 Springfield, Oregon

Ball Used: Orange Wood

Career Tournament Victories: (17)

1999: Orange Shirt Classic, Mike's Marvel Open Invitational, Scott Balthrop Memorial Tournament
2000: Spam Invitational
2001: Spam Open, Ironman Croquet Doubles Championship, Spam Invitational, Mountain Dew Open
2002: We Have No Lives Classic, Spam Classic
2003: Mike's Marvel Open Invitational, Orange Shirt Classic, Sports Day Festival
2004: IMC Tour Championship
2007: Spam Classic, IMC Tour Championship
2008: Orange Shirt Classic

2008 Season Top 3's:

Spam Open (3rd Place)
Orange Shirt Classic (1st Place)
We Have No Lives Classic (3rd Place)