The 2001 Ironman Croquet League Awards on November 3, 2001
Yes, we celebrated those gifted few who were sad enough to give up weekends to play Ironman Croquet! Five of this year's players attended the Saturday night awards party. The awards occured at the Cough Course for food and then to give the awards, trophies, and talk about the next season.
Ironman Croquet Player of the Year: Nathan Cole
Spam King of the Year: Brandon Lasher
Best Sportsmen: Ben Lasher
Croquet Moment of the Year: Sand Course! (IMC battles blowing sand and other diasters at the 2001 No Lives)
Alan vs. Alan (Alan Manka has intense ten mintue battle with self for last at 2001 Sports Day Festival)
Most Dangerous: Nathan Cole
Potty Mouth of the Year: Brandon Lasher
Jon Crawford Average Award: Nathan Cole (an average finish of 2.56)
Better Late Then Never:Mike Cough & Brandon Lasher
Ironman Croquet Rookie of the Year: William Wolfs
Most Improved: Steve Unfred
Other Awards of the 2001 IMC Awards:
Perfect Attendence Award: Mike Cough, Brandon Lasher, and Ben Lasher
Lamest Reason for Missing an Event: William Wolfs
Catchphrase of the Year: "What a bunch of crap!" Nathan Cole
Eastern Hemisphere Player of the Year: Kamul the German Guy
Doesn't Know What Day It is: Steve Unfred
IMC Father of the Year: Alfonso Powers
Bridesmaid of the Year: Ben Lasher
Alan's Cheerleader: Holly Gregg
Most Likely to Kill Alan and Replace Him: Ricky Gregg
Most Likely to Be Called Cheese Ass: Mike Cough
Most Likely to Lose Croquet Ball: Mike Cough
Street Walker: Nathan Cole
Unfred Course's #1 Fan: Brandon Lasher
Reads Too Much: Amy Unfred
Most Likely to Be Sandblasted: Alan Manka
Complains about Poop: Ben Lasher
Talks too much about Sex Life: Alan Manka
Loves Tires: Kristy Cough
Compensating for Something: Steve Unfred
Most Like to Make Compensating Joke: Brandon Lasher
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