1. Will poops -Alright, so me and Brad were biking around by 77th street.  All of a sudden I decided I had to poop.  So I went between one of those sound barriers by  busy streets and right there I started poopin.  I had to use leaves and paper to wipe my ass.  Then when I was crouched down some mexican guy with a cigarette in his hand walked by.  He was lookin all wierd at me so I finished up, pulled up my pants and said "Whats up?"
he just looked at me and said "Were you takin a shit?" So I said "yeah." and he goes "Man thats gross!" Then we both kinda just walked a way from each other.  Later that night me and Brad went back, I put the poop in a bag and smeared it on someones car windshield.  I coated the whole window and put some under their door opener.  Man that was funny. 

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