The Road to Sturgis Song
(Sung to the tune of the U.S. Army marching song
"You get a Line & I'll get a Pole"

Bastardized by TJ
( somewhere on the open road August '99)


I'm from Alaska, way up north
Ridin', Rollin'
Where we cuss & Fight and Rip & Snort
Ride On, Ride On
Well, Fuck Jane Fonda, Hillary too,
If Clinton was here I'd screw him too!
Ridin' my Scooter, Ride on
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Those Helmet Laws sure do suck
Ridin', Rollin'
Can't save your Ass if ya hit a truck!
Ride On, Ride On
Well, Fuck Helmet Laws, Gun Laws, Blue Laws too
Big Brother's here to watch over you!
Ridin' my Scooter, Ride on
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My Bad Motor Scooter, she's a mean machine
Ridin' Rollin'
She eats up Road & drinks Gasoline
Ride On, Ride On
That Devlish Darlin' she's a Bad Mother Fucker
Flip out the Bird as I pass another Trucker
Ridin' my Scooter, Ride on
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I'm out of the Land of the Midnight Sun
Ridin', Rollin'
Headed South to have my Fun!
Ride On, Ride On
Lookin' for a gal that'll gimme some
Lookin' for a woman that'll gargle my cum
Ridin' my Scooter, Ride on
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Well, Young or Old I jus' don't care
Ridin' Rollin'
Long as that Pussy's got a lotta hair!
Ride On, Ride On
Yeah I don't care if she's Fat & Wide
When the lights go out I got no pride
Ridin' my Scooter, Ride on
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Well, I don't know but I've been told
Ridin' Rollin'
Eskimo Pussy's Mighty Cold!
Ride On, Ride On,
If Eskimo Pussy's that Damn Cold
I think I'll use that Back Door Hole
Ridin' that Back Door Hole
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Met a little gal down in WhiteHorse way
Ridin' Rollin'
She said to me "Boy, I can make your day"
Right  On! Right On!
Took 'er back to the ol' camp site
yeah we got drunk & Fucked all night
Ridin' my Scooter all night
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I been out on the ALCAN all week long
Ridin', Rollin'
Damn that Mother Trucker's long!
Ride On, Ride On
Four Thousand miles is a long long way
But now I'm here to Drink & Play
Been riding my Scooter all day
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Well, now we're here in Sturgis Town!
Ridin', Rollin'
Yeah we're all here to PARTY DOWN!
Right On! Right  On!
I'm sure glad that we're all heeerrre
(Insert long, beer induced Belch here)
Gettin' Drunk on cheap assed Beer
Ridin' Our Scooters, Ride On