You know you're a Riceboy if..........

You find yourself using the excuse, "Yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas"... after EVERY race.

You have stickers that even most asians dont get.

Your tyres stick out so far past your body lines, you have to park 12 inches from the curb.

You spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car.

Your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter.

You refer to a 50hp nitrous system as the "Big Shot".

You brag you have nitrous - and you have a 14.50 dial-in.

You have stickers for parts you dont have.

Your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-Stock cars exhaust.

You have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial-in.

Birds make nest on your spoiler because it's taller than the trees.

You will only race if the other guy removes 4 spark plugs.

You sell crack for the image..... not the money.

You have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager.

Your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5 inch chrome exhaust tip.

You go to a performance shop and immediatly start rummaging through the decal bin.

Your tach is bigger than your head.

You refuse to race because it's a "show car".

You have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic.

You brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.

Your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.

Your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose.