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Two Guys and a Girl:
"I don't flirt with women I talk to them. Is it my fault it comes out like music?" -- Berg
" Holy incompatibility Batman!" -- Berg
" Look at me, ok, I can't eat, I can't sleep. I'm a wreck. I mean, sure I still look good, but that's just genetics." -- Berg.
Sum 41:
"Hello Kitty has no mouth, but I hear she gives good head." -- Bizzy D
"Preps and jocks suck we don't wear you Abercrombie so don't listen to our punk-rock!" -- Bizzy D
"He has, no fucking lie, been wearing those pants for two months, every fucking day." -- Steve, about Deryck
"I want to be arrested next year at some point, and I want to go fucking crazy. Just don't tell my mom." -- Steve
"He doesn't shower" -- Cone, about Deryck
"BEER: helping white guys dance since 1869"
"Err, Duuuhhh dickhead." -- Rachel, me and Benj.
"Yo old man, I got the fucking munchies real bad." -- The dog in Road Trip
"All you girls think your so tough, well all your stuff aint that rough, you think you know the deal, but it's me and my girls that are keeping it real!" -- Sarah and Rach
1) See how many times you can play one song over and over before someone tells you to shut it off. My lowest is five, highest nineteen.
2) Organise the pantry by the five food groups.
3) Organise your siblings socks and undies by colour and type.
4) Paint your room black; it's guaranteed to piss the folks off.
5) Draw goatees and mostashes on the news paper.
6) See how many ways you can annoy your mum in one day.
7) Paint the dog's toenails red.
8) Go on the internet and memorise everything about your favourite actor.
9) Learn how to read tea leaves.
10) Write smartarse comments in the tv guide.
11) Ask stupid or rhetorical questions while someone's trying to read. Eg "Why does sour cream have an expiray date dad?"
12) Learn a myriad strange words from the dictionary and introduce them at the dinner table.